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Why life is merely a figment of an overly active imagination
Disclaimer: Yeah I know there's a reason this doesn't work. There is no need to inform me of that reason, or to tell me how ignorant I am for not knowing of the reason. A greek mathematician proposed the same idea 2 millenia ago to suggest that movement is impossible...only within the last few hundred years has he been disproven.
Ok, so let's start off with a few assumptions:
1) The universe is infinitely large
2) There are, for all intents and purposes, an infinite amount of planets within this universe
3) Because not all planets support life, then there must be a finite amount of planets with life in this universe.
If the above is true, then:
To find the amount of life in the universe:
1) Take the number of planets with life on them and divide by the number of planets without life (finite number over infinity)
2) Any number over a number with a power greater than its' own is, according to calculus, effectively 0.
From this we can see that life, as we know it, does not exist, and is merely a figment of an overly active imagination. On the same note, the same argument can be used to justify not taking out the garbage (for in fact, there is no garbage to take out).
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