Doing my part to defend Sweden!

Seriously, this may be snopes worthy if anyone is up to task.

Is this for real?

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After sex with sheep, don't kill the animal! - 04/06/2004 18:49 Some countries have very weird laws about sex. For instance, in many Middle Eastern countries it is prohibited to eat the sheep you had sex with. A person who decided to eat this sheep is making a deadly sin, and he will never get into paradise with 70 virgins. In Lebanon having half of population Christians, men are officially allowed to have sex with animals. Yet, an important restriction is applied: the animal must be female. For sex with male animals death penalty can be imposed. In Indonesia a person will be executed if he/she masturbated. In Bahrain a man-gynecologist can have patient-s examination only by seeing the genitals- image in the mirror. In Guam, the island in the Pacific owned by the USA, there are specialists called defloration-makers. Such a specialist goes around the island and deprives females of virginity for a certain fee. A virgin cannot get married in Guam. A defloration-maker is the most exotic profession in the world, but this specialist is unlikely to move up the career ladder- In Hong Kong a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband-s mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means. In Columbia, in town Kali a woman is allowed to have sex only with her husband. The bride-s mother has the role of an eye-witness and she is required to be next to the spouses during their very first sexual intercourse. In Bolivia, in town Santa-Krus a man is not allowed to have sex with a woman simultaneously. The USA also has its collection of weird laws about sex. In Arizona keeping more than two dildos at home is prohibited. In Colorado there is a ban on kissing a woman who sleeps. In Connecticut, town Hartford, a man is forbidden from kissing his wife on Sunday. In Florida only the position ?man on top¦ is legally allowed, and it is not allowed to kiss woman-s bust during sexual intercourse, in Massachusetts a woman is not allowed to have the position of ?woman on top¦ in sex as well. In Minnesota sex with birds is strictly prohibited. In Ohio women are not allowed to wear lacquered shoes because they underwear can be seen on their ?mirror¦ surface.

OK, back to Condi.

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Originally posted by Shakka Doing my part to defend Sweden!

thanks hehehehehe

wouldn't really surprice me if all those were true...

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Originally posted by Shakka Doing my part to defend Sweden! Seriously, this may be snopes worthy if anyone is up to task. Is this for real? OK, back to Condi.

Do we have to go back to Condi?

More distractions! More distractions!

Those laws are great. Makes you wonder why on earth they created them in the first place. Not sure how they can even fit in any religious context.

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Yah, don't hurt the sheep....

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Man Gets 3 Years for Sheep Sex Assaults Two Animals Died of Suffocation in Attacks July 11, 2000 By Randy Dotinga LAKESIDE, Calif. (APBnews.com) -- A Southern California animal abuser convicted of fatal sexual assaults on sheep has been sentenced to prison. A judge on Monday sentenced James Donald Ray, 39, to three years and four months behind bars for sexually molesting three sheep, two of which died. Ray, who was unemployed, faced a maximum 15-year sentence because of his lengthy list of previous convictions. Ray was caught during a stakeout by the sheriff's department last August after he climbed into a pen and tried to have sex with a female sheep in Lakeside, a rural suburb 13 miles east of San Diego. The sheep lived on a high school agricultural program's farm. Died of suffocation Two other sheep on the farm had been sexually assaulted in May and July. Both had been tied up and died of suffocation. Sheriff's deputies began to closely watch the farm at night. "They were concerned that the violence might escalate and involve teenagers," said San Diego County District Attorney's Office spokeswoman Gayle Falkenthal. "They were worried. These were pretty vicious assaults, and they didn't know what was happening." Ray was charged with felony animal cruelty and misdemeanor animal sexual assault. Lawyer: Didn't mean to hurt them Ray admitted the sexual assaults during testimony in which he cried constantly. But his attorney contended the assaults didn't technically fall under the state's definition of animal cruelty, which implies a specific intention to hurt an animal. The jury rejected that argument. At least 24 states prohibit sexual activity with animals, according to the Humane Society of the United States in Washington. Penalties range from misdemeanor sentences in 19 states to fines as high as $50,000 in Montana and sentences up to 20 years in Massachusetts and Rhode Island.

HAHAHAHAA! Friggin' sheep...


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Originally posted by Shakka In Minnesota sex with birds is strictly prohibited.

Goes to show you actually do learn something new everyday.


Hmmm.. I'll have to try this one

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what were they thinking when making these laws anyways?

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

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BWAHHHAAHAHAA! (Makes sure he covers up the dead genitals...)


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Never going to Indonesia or getting married in Hong Kong(unless she's small and easily beaten).

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time to move to guam?

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For these things to be illegal, doesn't someone have to do commit the act first before a law can be dreamed up for it? Who the hell fuked a bird in Minnesota? But that kissing a woman while she's sleeping law is way out of line. SHE DIDN"T SAY NO!!!