This is something usually for the chillout room but i hate that place so its going here instead:



FOUND IN IRAQ!
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun
makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow,and scream the whole time it is chasing you.

PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are
Spiders found daily in IRAQ by troops.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp



pwned11!!1!

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quote:

Originally posted by dj_mdma http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp pwned11!!1!

Cock-knocker you stole my glory

Camel spiders are one of the fastest running arthropods. Although they have four pairs of legs, they run using only three pairs. The first pair of legs or pedipalpi are held up in front of them and used in a similar manner to the antennae of insects. They have very long, silky setae and are constantly moving in order to locate and pick-up prey. Despite their fearsome appearance and their strong bite, solifugids are unlikely to harm humans. In the past they were considered venomous and extremely dangerous but it is now thought that the only risk of injury resulting from them is caused by shock or infection following a bite. There is no evidence of venom in any part of their body.

Camel spiders are nocturnal predators of other arthropods including scorpions and are voracious feeders. Some species kill and feed on lizards and it is speculated that others kill mice and birds. They rely solely on their speed and stealth to catch their prey. In desert areas they are often attracted to lights at night in search of food and their appearance can cause alarm if they enter tents. It is rare to see them during the winter months and they are thought to hide or hibernate during cold periods.



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look on the bright side that you did not live 300million years ago!!!
Megarachne servinei is a monsterous arachnid (not quite a spider) mesuring at a half metre long. the largest living spider ever recorded is around 12" this prehistoric baby would be 20"!!!

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you put me right off my ginger biscuits and milk

Geh – never let ginger biscuits go stale, they are horrid when they do!

I don't care what the real size of those things are, they still look fuck all creepy.

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"Journey to the End of the Night"

OMG NO

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