http://www.intellectualwhores.com/ladderintro.html

Ive been living off this for years. I have never found it to be wrong.


Best


Theory


Ever

well, it's funny, to say the least



at least it takes care of pretty much every single TA relationship thread.

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haha orbax you goof


i thought i would just put an end to those stupid threads, as whiskers stated

Seriously. I even diagrammed it out once. it was an awesome picture showing primary and secondary relationships....

example. I start hanging out with a friend and we become good friends. thats a primary relationship. A secondary relationship is a friend of a friend kind of thing, never as strong.

So we had some primary friends with annoying friends. The secondary relationships were easy to destroy even though to them they were technically primary. We were better primary friends so they got lost.

anyways. Point is there were some cute girls that were secondary to us and primary to our friend. but the friend wasnt as hot. So we step laddered her and got to her friend.

I did cuddle bitch the less attractive one though.

but every time ive seen someone be with someone too high on the ladder it inevitably ends up going down.

Ladder theory is spot frigging on.




as you can see in this image my friend ryan and I were primary friends with Sara. We had come to know mike, john, and michelle from her. We mainly wanted to hang out michelle after that. First though we had to establish tightness. We used social demolition to destroy the girls' relationships with the rest of their guy friends.

Then we took that to the next level. Started hanging out with Michelle without Sara. She wanted Sara to be there, but we would use things like "I just dont think she could handle this stuff like you could. Youre just more fun to be with, im sorry"

eventually making her not like Sara. We artificially raised her self esteem and it kicked sara off the friends list because she then thought she was better.

then we destroyed our relationship with Sara, and just for fun made mike and john not like eachother.

Basically took a circle of friends, vulture picked one out, and then made them all not be friends any more.

It took 6 months but was a lot of fun, and made me realize how powerful i am

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Originally posted by Orbax Seriously. I even diagrammed it out once. it was an awesome picture showing primary and secondary relationships.... example. I start hanging out with a friend and we become good friends. thats a primary relationship. A secondary relationship is a friend of a friend kind of thing, never as strong. So we had some primary friends with annoying friends. The secondary relationships were easy to destroy even though to them they were technically primary. We were better primary friends so they got lost. anyways. Point is there were some cute girls that were secondary to us and primary to our friend. but the friend wasnt as hot. So we step laddered her and got to her friend. I did cuddle bitch the less attractive one though. but every time ive seen someone be with someone too high on the ladder it inevitably ends up going down. Ladder theory is spot frigging on. as you can see in this image my friend ryan and I were primary friends with Sara. We had come to know mike, john, and michelle from her. We mainly wanted to hang out michelle after that. First though we had to establish tightness. We used social demolition to destroy the girls' relationships with the rest of their guy friends. Then we took that to the next level. Started hanging out with Michelle without Sara. She wanted Sara to be there, but we would use things like "I just dont think she could handle this stuff like you could. Youre just more fun to be with, im sorry" eventually making her not like Sara. We artificially raised her self esteem and it kicked sara off the friends list because she then thought she was better. then we destroyed our relationship with Sara, and just for fun made mike and john not like eachother. Basically took a circle of friends, vulture picked one out, and then made them all not be friends any more. It took 6 months but was a lot of fun, and made me realize how powerful i am

I dub this the post of the month. The diagram is HI-larious.

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Originally posted by Orbax Seriously. I even diagrammed it out once. it was an awesome picture showing primary and secondary relationships.... example. I start hanging out with a friend and we become good friends. thats a primary relationship. A secondary relationship is a friend of a friend kind of thing, never as strong. So we had some primary friends with annoying friends. The secondary relationships were easy to destroy even though to them they were technically primary. We were better primary friends so they got lost. anyways. Point is there were some cute girls that were secondary to us and primary to our friend. but the friend wasnt as hot. So we step laddered her and got to her friend. I did cuddle bitch the less attractive one though. but every time ive seen someone be with someone too high on the ladder it inevitably ends up going down. Ladder theory is spot frigging on. as you can see in this image my friend ryan and I were primary friends with Sara. We had come to know mike, john, and michelle from her. We mainly wanted to hang out michelle after that. First though we had to establish tightness. We used social demolition to destroy the girls' relationships with the rest of their guy friends. Then we took that to the next level. Started hanging out with Michelle without Sara. She wanted Sara to be there, but we would use things like "I just dont think she could handle this stuff like you could. Youre just more fun to be with, im sorry" eventually making her not like Sara. We artificially raised her self esteem and it kicked sara off the friends list because she then thought she was better. then we destroyed our relationship with Sara, and just for fun made mike and john not like eachother. Basically took a circle of friends, vulture picked one out, and then made them all not be friends any more. It took 6 months but was a lot of fun, and made me realize how powerful i am

My head hurts

haha that's great!

reminds me of that "Guid to teh intranet!" that some guy wrote. he drew this funny chart.

i'll find the image and post it later later

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Originally posted by enferno http://www.intellectualwhores.com/ladderintro.html

From what I see, this theory does not fail. If you are an arrogant asshole with looks, you win. If you are sensitive and appreciative guy, you get stepped on. Nice ladder diagrams, represent everything clearly.

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Originally posted by 3xx3r7 From what I see, this theory does not fail. If you are an arrogant asshole with looks, you win. If you are sensitive and appreciative guy, you get stepped on. Nice ladder diagrams, represent everything clearly.

i agree 100%. this is an excellent theory.

Awesome, only 2 more threads about this site and we'll hit double digits!

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