I'm not producing. Not even close. Lack of both musical abilities and time. It wont stop me from wanting though.

So I have a little idea that I would have tried if I were one of you. Since I'm not, I'll dump the idea here and anyone willing may pick it up.

The name of the tune would be "911 turbo", "carrera", "murcielago" or something of the like. The point would be to draw the mind to a trip in a (very) fast car.
Bassline could be the bumping on the ground. Anyone who has traveled on autobahn know what I'm speaking about.
The swoosh of the lights at the side of the road could also be used (hihat?).
Why not the tick - tack of the indicators at times? I actually tend to not always use the shortest way when I drive because I want to use the indicators. (childish, I know )

The most important thing would however be the other cars. Both overtaken and meeting. (You COULD put on a police as well in need for speed style, but I don't know...) And the doppler effect! I may not know music but I can calculate a doppler effect, a few guidelines:

You are going in 200km/h meeting a car at 100km/h: The frecuency of the car sound would be 25% higher before meeting and 20% lower efter.
Overtaking a 100km/h car in 200km/h: 8% higher frequency before passing, 7% lower after.
Passing something standing still on the road at 200km/h: 15% higher before, 13% lower after.

The ending can be discussed. One alternative would be some sort of a crash. An other would be an actual stop: gearing down, slowing down of bumping, lots of indicating () and the sound of a motor stopping and keys being taken out. Doorslam. Lock.

And if one wants: horns from other cars. beep-BEEEEEP!! Of course doppler effected.

Can't help you with the melody though (See top of post ).

The fact that I've actually calculated these things is telling alot about how bad I would like to actually do this.
Ah, nothing like a secret dream.

Hope you all have had a nice easter.

WOW what a great insight to a great idea! MOTHERLOAD!!! HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! im excited, but ive also had an idea like yours, it goes like this....


The name of the tune would be "Potty Time", "stank society", "public pooper" or something of the like. The point would be to draw the mind to a trip in a (very) dirty public toilet.
Bassline could be the bumping on the ground, as if to shake the very water in the toilet. Anyone who has crapped in a stinky public shitter knows what I'm speaking about.
The splash of the poop at the bottom of the ceramic bowl could also be used (hihat?).
Why not the pitter - patter of peeing at times? I actually tend to not always pee the quickest way when I urinate because I want to hear the splashing. (childish, I know )

The most important thing would however be the stalls next to you. Both stanks overbearing and equaling one another. (You COULD put on a sound of an empty toilet paper roll as well in need for speed style, but I don't know...) And the pooper effect! I may not know music but I can calculate a pooper effect, a few guidelines:

You are pooping about a 2/3inch turd landing on a 4/5 incher: The frecuency of the landing sound would be 25% higher before landing and 20% lower efter.
Covering a 4/5 incher in 2/3 inches: 8% higher frequency before landing, 7% lower after.
Landing something standing still in the toilet at 2/3 inches: 15% higher before, 13% lower after.

The wiping of the ass can be discussed. One alternative would be some sort of a squishy wiping. An other would be an actual flush: the pressing of the handle, toilet water spinning, slowing down of the water until it finally flushes, lots of indicating () and the sound of pulling your pants back up being taken out. Maybe a nice grunt. Wash your hands. Door shut.

And if one wants: sounds of disgust and support from neighboring shitters. "We're gonna beat this turd together mate!!" Of course pooper effected.

Can't help you with the melody though (See top of post ).

The fact that I've actually calculated these things is telling alot about how bad this idea would be.
Ah, nothing like a secret dream.

Hope you all have had a nice laugh.

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haha, tight but funny.

lol.

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No need to be so harsh on the guy, just because he doesn't know how it works doesn't mean he should be ridiculed.

too much hatin' on these forums . .

Nobody's being ridiculed. It was just a joke post, whatever.

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so i was being sarcastic, its just a joke. dont get your feelings 'hurt' over something as stupid as a post about poop . sorry if it 'hurt' your feelings, but it was just for a laugh.

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Although I'm not that much into poop-jokes, I'm not hurt nor offended. I know how it works on this forum: A simple explanation to why the idea is not good just wouldn't do by some reason.

However I take it as the idea is not possible to carry through by one reason or an other. Then I know that at least.

(sorry for bringing this lousy thread back to page one )

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Originally posted by Smeagol Although I'm not that much into poop-jokes, I'm not hurt nor offended. I know how it works on this forum: A simple explanation to why the idea is not good just wouldn't do by some reason. However I take it as the idea is not possible to carry through by one reason or an other. Then I know that at least. (sorry for bringing this lousy thread back to page one )

Well, I actually thought it was a pretty neat idea.

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Originally posted by Smeagol Although I'm not that much into poop-jokes, I'm not hurt nor offended. I know how it works on this forum: A simple explanation to why the idea is not good just wouldn't do by some reason. However I take it as the idea is not possible to carry through by one reason or an other. Then I know that at least. (sorry for bringing this lousy thread back to page one )

O.K., this is probably why nobody picked up on it - despite the fact that you went into a fair amount of detail as to how the piece should go, you really aren't giving us anything concrete, that is to say, you aren't specific enough. Sure you were detailed, but you were describing the wrong things. I guess it'd be the equivalent of someone asking a cook to listen to some music, and then make a meal that accurately represents what was heard in the music.