i didnt know u had to be gay to shave ure chest

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its a prerequisite

i dont mind shaving, but the onnly thing i hate about it is that when hair grows back, it feels ewwwww, nd looks weird. lol. i would go for laser but its too expensive.

anyone know a good method for taking toillete paper out of the hair of ur ass crack?












(I figured this thread was getting nasty anyways i might as well just totally make as nasty as possible)

Well first Vivid, as your sitting on the toilet, you wanna lean fowards, so that you rest your weight on you upper thighs, instead of your ass cheeks. Then you careful spread those cheeks apart either using you glut muscles, or spreading them manually with one hand, while using the other hand to carefully pick the sticky debris from your crack, now this is where the finesse comes in. You need to pick from the side without getting your hand full of shit. So one needs to balance from the top end of the non sticky part. PLUCK!. and then proceed to wave it in the air, under your ass, til its lowered safely near the water line, to avoid any nasty up-splash from the now soiled paper..Hope this helps..

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy anyone know a good method for taking toillete paper out of the hair of ur ass crack? (I figured this thread was getting nasty anyways i might as well just totally make as nasty as possible)

Spread peanut butter all over it and get the dog to lick it clean.

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Originally posted by jennypie Spread peanut butter all over it and get the dog to lick it clean.

yeah i guess that WOULD work...

Can we get back on topic here? How do they charge, per square inch or something? And how much? Give me a ballpark figure. Am i looking at 500 or 5000?

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy anyone know a good method for taking toillete paper out of the hair of ur ass crack?

easiest way to do this is to get one of those extra wide toilets....so when some tp gets stuck in ur crack, u just ease into the water and soak it for about 15-20 seconds, then give it a good flush and if ur luck u wont even have to touch it...now if ur unlucky and its still stuck on, then hopfully u still have a little something extra to push out and dislodge the tp...so make sure u take ur shit in two sittings :P

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you should call them (time to find a number), I hear those commercials for that stuff on edge 102 all the time. When you find out, post back on here..im sure its expensive as hell, but they say they can remove it permenantly too, which is always good.

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Originally posted by Rodrico Well first Vivid, as your sitting on the toilet, you wanna lean fowards, so that you rest your weight on you upper thighs, instead of your ass cheeks. Then you careful spread those cheeks apart either using you glut muscles, or spreading them manually with one hand, while using the other hand to carefully pick the sticky debris from your crack, now this is where the finesse comes in. You need to pick from the side without getting your hand full of shit. So one needs to balance from the top end of the non sticky part. PLUCK!. and then proceed to wave it in the air, under your ass, til its lowered safely near the water line, to avoid any nasty up-splash from the now soiled paper..Hope this helps..

Thats just gold Jerry.......GOLD.

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