philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know
philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal
May-11-2004 04:08
Drifter
mmm boost
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Perth, Australia
hehe got some funny ones there
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Down under is great, oh so is Australia
May-11-2004 04:31
e*motion
Untz Untz Untz
Registered: May 2004
Location: Vancouver
The Mung
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth
I honestly feel sick
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"Are you guys TAs?" and they'd reply back with "No, I'm on E." Haha
May-11-2004 06:14
TweeK
What About The Future
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Underground Pirate Station [JSRF]
OMG this is funny
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May-11-2004 23:01
TweeK
What About The Future
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Underground Pirate Station [JSRF]
My fav.
Donkey Punch
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
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May-11-2004 23:13
kypez
.:LikWit Addict:.
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, CANADA
The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.
May-11-2004 23:20
maxstradamus
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Mississauga
LOL
this has got to be the funniest thing i've seen in a while.
Awesome
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May-11-2004 23:27
Psionic
Dark & Dirty
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Boston, MA
The Jedi Mind Trick
May-12-2004 01:29
malek
drinks your milkshake!
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal
The Zombie Mask
While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
