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Hehe...my friend is crazy
This is following a huge block of thoughts:
"Also, I've decided that paragraphs are for retards. I mean, if you can get lost in a couple of inches of type, then you really shouldn't be reading at all. You should be watching South Park or something. Many of the greatest thinkers in history lived prior to the advent of the paragraph, which was introduced with much hullabaloo by the Earl of Sandwich and Ben Franklin when they hosted the Tonight Show (before Jack Parr and Johnny Carson). And then there's Stephen Hawking. He doesn't use paragraphs either. 1. because he's very smart; and 2. because it wouldn't make a sound on his robot voice machine and it's a hard key to hit with his tongue. Christopher Reeve might use paragraphs-wait, no! I guess he would use quadragraphs, wouldn't he?"
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