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here we go...
yo mama's so poor when I saw her kickin a coke can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said "movin""
yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama's so fat when she goes out in high heels she strikes oil
yo mama's so poor she uses the cat as a welcome mat
yo mama's so fat she irons her cloths on the driveway with a steamroller
yo mama's so fat that when sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
yo mama's so ugly that when she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning
yo mama's so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
yo mama's so fat that when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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It has to start somewhere,
It has to start sometime,
What better place then here?
What better time than now?
--Rage Against the Machine
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