Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Perth, Western Australia
Unexplainable!!!!
When I went for a poo today, no poo came out....only wind. Yet when I removed my whitefronts later on, there were mysterious brown stains on the back of them!
Discuss....
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May-24-2004 22:48
swisstoni
shiiiizzle tiny tiiiizzle
Registered: May 2003
Location: messy in sheffy
um...'loose' wind? very odd.
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May-24-2004 22:51
Streakfury
Angrily Running Naked
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: 11th Dimension
Euuwwwwww. That's weird. It's worse when you think you need a fart and you follow through than it is to need a dump and only wind comes out.
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May-24-2004 23:09
Cru54d3r
got caffeine?
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: UK
jamie is to blame here ..
May-24-2004 23:50
jamie
Monkey Spaff
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Warwick
quote:
Originally posted by Cru5ad3r
jamie is to blame here ..
pfffft
Just cause i appear in those dreams you have about pants, whips and chains dont mean im to blame here
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May-25-2004 06:12
sykadelik
INSTRUMENTALIST
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Bristol
Ahhhhh, that is what can only be described as a phantom shite
May-25-2004 06:18
[mart]
PSN: mart_likes_fluke
Registered: Jun 2002
Location: England
This is without a doubt the scariest thing that has ever happened.
i reckon you had a very sloppy poo but not much of it, and loads of gas, and when you did the shit the gas burst out and a bit of sloppy poo got blown out into your arse crack but coz there was hardly any its just smudged in ur arse and didnt fall off into the toilet.
and that my friends solves the mystery!
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Originally posted by Ste
i reckon you had a very sloppy poo but not much of it, and loads of gas, and when you did the shit the gas burst out and a bit of sloppy poo got blown out into your arse crack but coz there was hardly any its just smudged in ur arse and didnt fall off into the toilet.
or maybe what you thought was just gas, actually had a tiny amount of poo in it.
did you wipe your arse after the phantom shite? or did you not wipe your arse thinking that it was ok cos there wasn't any poo..?
maybe you will learn your lesson!
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May-25-2004 15:23
slinkyhead
Still a tranceaddict.....
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Kilburn, London, England
quote:
Originally posted by Ste
i reckon you had a very sloppy poo but not much of it, and loads of gas, and when you did the shit the gas burst out and a bit of sloppy poo got blown out into your arse crack but coz there was hardly any its just smudged in ur arse and didnt fall off into the toilet.
and that my friends solves the mystery!
i was eating when i read that. im not hunrgy any more
May-25-2004 15:51
TrAnCeAkI
LOL Queen :P
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Finally in GREECE!! DTA#3
LOL.. maybe it was just gas and then since it came out the poo got jealous and decided it would come out too!