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Hmmm. Mate, being out partying really hard isnt an excuse for not maintaining the household you are a part of. Doesnt matter if you made the mess 
How hard are you trying at interviews? You know what? Lie on your resume. I do. I said I was a fucking network admin for 5 years. All I did was techsupport. People dont chase that shit down.
anyways. You sound like kind of a punk, so I would say clean up a little bit, and watch the 198_ version of the Scarlet Pimpernell (sp? im drunk). You will then now how a MAN acts. You think im joking. But im not. Im fucking serious. Anyways. You havent been pulling your weight at home. You eat their food, you shit in their toilet, and then you go drink for 4 days. Where is the payoff for them allowing you to live in their house? They dont owe you SHIT. They fucking made you.
So either get a job and go back, or just have them wake up to you mowing the lawn or something and start busting your ass to be a better person and get there and help out.
I dunno...your parents may very well be insane, but ive found that parents usually only want the best for their kids, and think you need a rough lesson.
sigh...parents and kids need to get along.
When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."
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