i think i might make this in tribute to my little page of my scat book that i wrote @ work a little while ago... basically you gotta post stuff that you reckon would make working @ a call centre more fun... heres a few of my own:

#1: Get some form of elephant in a toutou riding a baby tricycle to whiz by periodically just to keep the staff on their toes

#2: The occasional blackout combined with a police drug-raid

#3: 2 words: Keyboard Fights

#4: One of those vacuum style tubing systems to send messanges to people *THUNK*

#5: A super soaker filled with jelly

#6: A mud wrestling pit

#7: 2 Girls to go in the mud wrestling pit

#8: A jaffle iron

#9: A filing cabinet made from cracker barrell extra sharp cheese. Inside this cabinet shall be lots of water crackers

#10: A pet - preferably a meercat... so he can stand up periodically to alert me of people who may care about internet misuse

#11: Staple gun laser-tag.





Any more ideas?

4 minutes til i finish work

#12: Hire Elle McPhereson to give out 15 minute massages periodically

again...

doesn't scat mean poop???

???
Scat = scattered

the book i write in when my mind = teh scatteredness

ruler spanking competition

we had that in college...we were so bored shitless.

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Originally posted by -=M=- ...basically you gotta post stuff that you reckon would make working @ a call centre more fun...

Hehe, I love it when someone from a call centre in India or somewhere phones up trying to sell me windows and stuff, and I'm like "No thanks, my house came with windows", or "Sorry, I live in an abandoned World War II nuclear bunker, we dont have any windows".

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Originally posted by Boomer187 again... doesn't scat mean poop???

Yeah...poop eaters....and then there's that singing ....that weird jumbled singing..
but i have a sneaking suspicion that they are singing all jumbled like because they just finished eating poop..

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cellafame sp? wrap and packing peanuts.... just think of the possibilites

a while ago there was a pic going around the internet of a cubical filled with them =)

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Originally posted by madhattared cellafame sp? wrap and packing peanuts.... just think of the possibilites a while ago there was a pic going around the internet of a cubical filled with them =)

cellophane.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 again... doesn't scat mean poop???

By that logic, the Scatman is the Poopman.

Where's the Poopman?

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Originally posted by -=M=- ??? Scat = scattered the book i write in when my mind = teh scatteredness

er... I'd rename it

* voice filters for the headsets
* mp3 plugins for the phone system so you can choose the hold music you give
* headsets that give an electric shock to the lowest performer each hour
* glass floors so you can see into the floors below and above
* school uniform dresscode (coupled with the above rule could be very entertaining)