Right i was looking at all the threads and they ar eall quite serious, so i was wondering to bring a bit of humour to thei board, what is the funniest incident which has happened to you whilst on a night out, either in the club, whilst preparing, on you way there or home, whatever ????? I wanna see what you write first though b4 i put down mine, may be quite embarrasing. !!





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Well my story doesn't have to do with a club...though i do have a lot of stories from them.. but the funniest story has to do with Canada's wonderland (a theme park here in Toronto/Vaughn)...

a buddy and me decided to drink before going to it.. we each had a bottle of tequila (ugh never again) and chugged some of it.. Before i knew it i had finished half the bottle within a few minutes.

AFter an hr it hit me pretty bad...my friends had gone on a roller coaster (i'm terrified of rides) so i waited on the bench for them.. I PASSED OUT....

when they friends got back... they found kids poking at me thinking i was dead.. my friends were dying of laughter..eventually i got up a few minz later.. FUnniest experience ever..They tease me about it all the time..

P.S i haven't had a tequila shot since then

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I think im gonna venture Raver's way. No hilarious stories about going to a rave, but in Mexico last summer the debauchery got pretty extreme. I think my story also involves tequila....but the details are sketchy and there were many other types of booze utilized as well. My friends and I had met some people from BC in puerto vallarta and during 'mexico fiesta' night, there was a good amount of drinking, luckily resorts are pretty good about dealing with this. I ventured down do the beach after the bar had closed and subsequently tripped over a rock and fell on my face. If my mom had been there she would have been freaked out cause i nearly broke myself, but everyone agreed that it was hilarious there, even me, plus it wasnt nearly the stupidest thing anyone did that night. ahh goodtimes. yeah tequila is a bastard. peace.

funniest shit -- have it on video too heh

1997 New Years Eve

we cooked up a batch of K (not on video)
did big ass bumpz AND linez (again..not on video)

we were just hanging before heading out

(start the camera rollin)

we started moving from one place to another in that apartment...
the sight of seeing 4 kidz moping around falling on top of each other trying to get to one place in that apt. (don't ask me why were were going from one place to another..but we were). Than we all ended up in each corner of my friend's bed. Not on TOP of the bed, but on the floor...all curled up in a ball. Man, all I know is it was the most comfortable place in the world. Looking at it from the video, shit, I was all discombobulated (or however you spell that). All you hear on that video is me mumbling "w a t e r....w a t e r"

after about an hour we headed out for a phat ass party...heh

the video is the funniset shit I've ever seen -- rah baby rah!

good shit -- ah well..those were the dayz!

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hmmmmm this probably falls under the stupid category more than the funny category but here goes ... this past new year's I was back home for winter break and partying in DC. Anyway, I got drunker than I've ever been before. My memory fails after that point but from what my friend told me, after we got back I couldn't open the door to my house so he took my keys and opened the door for me, after which I proceeded to collapse and pass out in my stairwell. He was trying to figure out what to do, cause my parents were upstairs sleeping, so he decided to carry me up and throw me in my bed. However, during that time I started puking on my stairwell. Sooooo he got some resolve carpet cleaner to clean up the mess and while he was scrubbing he handed me the bottle and told me to hold on to it ... big mistake. Anyway I inserted the nozzle into my mouth and started squirting it in there ... don't ask me why I don't know. It was at this point that I immediately started to sober up and my memory returns. I quickly ran to the kitchen and started puking it up and then I proceeded to pass out in the living room. Needless to say I caught all sorts of shit from my parents the next day.

Anyway that's it ... none of you have any reason to withold potentially embarrasing stories cuz this is probably the wierdest, stupidest, and most embarrasing thing that has ever happened to me. Hope you enjoyed!

Occrider, that was one funny story, I just couldn't stop laughing. Love it, nothing really funny to tell, sorry.

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