well, i decided to use my scroll mouse on the main forums page and i saw a humor section. anyways, just wanted to know if any of you have posted fake news article jokes?

i did these in Chill Out Room when i first signed up

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Bank of America Sued by Contractor
© 2004

May 12, 2004

Alex Reignheart is suing Bank of America, claiming they are refusing him a loan of $65000 because of discrimination over how the money will be used. Reignheart is a 42-year old independent contractor from Hullington, Virginia who proposes to open computer centers in certain areas of Africa with the help of a loan from Bank of America.
A publicly released background check shows an outstanding 15 years of service in many third world countries. He is currently the president of an independent contracting firm called Tower Rise Contracting (TRC).
“I went to Africa when I was young,” says Reignheart. “As I grew up, I constantly thought about Africa and it wasn’t until my college years that I wanted to help their country.
“I feel proud of what I’ve done around the world and now I want to share my ideas with the people of Africa.”
After applying for the loan, Reignheart received a letter in the mail saying that his loan had been rejected.
“Their duty is about money, not about opinions. I have excellent credit and I have made myself a name in the contracting world,” Reignheart infuriates. “It’s absolute discrimination. If they think I won’t be able to pay them back fully with interest, then I’m going to have to get the money another way, and by that I mean filing a lawsuit.”
Bank of America has made no public statements. However a local representative says that any bank with any sense would reject the idea to open computer centers in areas that cannot even feed themselves.
Computer Centers are currently all the rage in America. They allow customers to pay an hourly fee to use computers in many ways such as research or gaming.
Bank of America does give money to certain charities including one for HIV-positive teenagers in Africa.




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Supercuts to Set Up Deal with the Capture of Bin Laden

Posted: May 3, 2004
1:19 p.m. Pacific

© 2004 liberalsunited.com

Supercuts, a nation-wide chain of facilities specializing in hairstyling, has offered the United States government a deal proposing that immediately after the possible capture of Osama Bin Laden, he be properly cleaned and groomed by specialized Supercuts representatives before appearing in any media.

President and CEO of Supercuts, Mark Himmel, made the announcement shortly after the capture of Iraq's Saddam Huissein.

"We saw the videos and pictures of Saddam in custody of the US," says Himmel, "and we found it absolutely appalling to have a man be presented to the world in such terrible condition. His appearance almost made him look like a savage and we think it is against human rights to present a person to the world in such a way."

United States officials have not commented, but inside sources do tell that this deal may very well make it through processes.

Initial reaction from Americans, however, have been very negative.

"What is this world coming to when people want to pamper and please the worlds biggest killers?" says Jimmy Redrock, a radio talkshow host in Washington DC. "Should we escort him to his prison cell in a mercedes? i mean, come on!"

Osama Bin Laden is the leader of Al Qaeda, a terrorist organization that carried out the deadly attacks on the United States in New York and Washington DC.