Joke of the Day!
Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20
years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted
on shutting off the
light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy
habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how
could you be lying to me
all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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