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Toast
A Posh Hotel holds 3 weddings on the same day and at the end of the night,
the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a couple of
Beers.
One questions the other two,
"listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering - how many times are
we expected to...um...you know.... DO IT ???
Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and see how
the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over
breakfast to discuss what went on.
Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up,
"Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first nights marital goings on over the
breakfast table with our new wives sat with us"
"No you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we order
with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it", offers another
groom.
They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart.
The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a bit
disheveled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely
stagger across the room to their tables.
The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order,
"Hello, I'll have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces of toast
please".
The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in a
toast to his fantastic prowess.
The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders,
"I too shall have the full English breakfast but could I have FOUR pieces of
toast"
The waitress gets to the last groom.
"I shall also have the full English breakfast please, yet I shall have..."
he takes a deep breath,
"SEVEN, yes SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" he calls for everyone's benefit, whilst
giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him in
disbelief at the thought how raw his poor schlong must be.
"Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress, "Why, that's an awful
lot"
"Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is."
She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the
groom calls after her again...
"And by the way love, can you make two of those Brown?"
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All the weekend rockstars in the toilets
Practicing their lines
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Good one! The clock and the train one! Keep em coming guys!
