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Mmmm ,sweets
Now that i got your attention
Little joke for UK peeps
Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum.. he asked her name "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", he thought 'I'm the one with the nuts'.
Then he touched her MilKy Way. They checked in & went straight to the bedroom, Mr. Cadbury turned ouT the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker, and he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms. Rowntree wasn't keen to have more Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bournville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment, and she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun-sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out.. However he noticed her Pink Wafers looked appetising. So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turns out Ms. Rowntree had a box of Assorted Creams.
She had been with All Sorts!
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