My life is starting to remind me of Final Destination
Yea, so last week, i almost choked to death Today i'm doing 140 on the highway and when i try to change lanes, the asshole in the other lane floors it and suddenly goes 160-170. In other words, by the time my car was 3/4 into his lane, he had to swirve into 2 meters into the paved shoulder to avoid collision. Yea, that coulda been unpleasant. So i get home and a few hours later, hear sirens outside, open the door and smell gas! The entrance to our street is blocked off by police cruisers and inside, are 3 fire trucks and firemen in gas masks running back and forth. I remembered hearing about that whole block that exploded from a gas leak last year and shivered. Then a fireman ran up to the house and told us to get the hell out because an underground pipeline burst two houses down. Yeah, interesting couple of days to say the least. Watch me get shot by some thug wannabe at the pool hall tonight
Aug-11-2004 01:56
rabbitjoker
aural sadist
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA
Did your thumb get stuck in your bum too?
how many times in threads that you have started have i responded to drive responsibly?
RJ, just because the other guy had an inferiority complex that would make him risk a collision at 170/hr to avoid getting passed on the highway, doesn't mean I don't drive responsibly. Well... ok, i don't But this time, i actually ran into someone even more reckless. Hmm, that's a deadly combination come to think of it.
Aug-11-2004 03:12
crazedcanuck
Dance 4 Jebus
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Red Deer, AB
Too bad natural selection didn't get an aide from technology.
<----- exteremely bitter since I almost got run over today on the sidewalk of all places.
Aug-11-2004 03:35
d!abolic
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Registered: Oct 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by crazedcanuck
I almost got run over today on the sidewalk of all places.
It was me, i tried my best Not to worry, there'll always be another red light and another accidental slip of the foot.
Aug-11-2004 05:58
trancechaos
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d!abolic, dude if i were you id find a priest and confess all my sins and ask for forgiveness before i got struck by lightning.
Aug-11-2004 06:14
Miss Julia
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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Los Angeles
hahahhahhaha!! i love reading your crazy stories!!!
Aug-11-2004 07:57
DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe
How fun it would it be to find out this guy's real name and send all his driving threads to his insurance company.
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Aug-11-2004 12:46
PartyHarlequin
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Location: Thornhill REPRESENT!
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Originally posted by DigiNut
How fun it would it be to find out this guy's real name and send all his driving threads to his insurance company.
I'm sure they'd love it Regardless... Perhaps you're driving too fast regularly and you're personal reaction times just aren't quite up to par with your average speed. Keep in mind everyone who pays taxes (or is a tourist) has just as much right to speed as you do. Not to mention it was you who drove him off the road, he does have right of way in his lane.
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Aug-11-2004 13:12
d!abolic
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Registered: Oct 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
How fun it would it be to find out this guy's real name and send all his driving threads to his insurance company.
How fun would it be to have to use crutches for the rest one's life.
Aug-11-2004 15:30
rabbitjoker
aural sadist
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA
quote:
Originally posted by d!abolic
How fun would it be to have to use crutches for the rest one's life.
Ooah, what big man you are! Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I show you how to chew it
Today i'm doing 140 on the highway and when i try to change lanes, the asshole in the other lane floors it and suddenly goes 160-170. In other words, by the time my car was 3/4 into his lane, he had to swirve into 2 meters into the paved shoulder to avoid collision. Yea, that coulda been unpleasant. So i get home and a few hours later, hear sirens outside, open the door and smell gas! The entrance to our street is blocked off by police cruisers and inside, are 3 fire trucks and firemen in gas masks running back and forth. I remembered hearing about that whole block that exploded from a gas leak last year and shivered. Then a fireman ran up to the house and told us to get the hell out because an underground pipeline burst two houses down. Yeah, interesting couple of days to say the least. 
Not to worry, there'll always be another red light and another accidental slip of the foot.
