right... so me and my friend pan were sitting in my room checkin the internet out, well he was anyway, so i had a lie down...

then suddenly, i felt something crawl up within my trousers...and at this point i was thinking 'oh fuck...' i knew whatever it was, it was big as it had quite a wide span. it was a gigantic spider! (which to my delight i am aracnaphobic, a real one at that) so i couldnt do anything as it was up to my inner right thigh and going towards my fucking groin! so to my first reaction was to stop it from going any further...i just caught it in my trousers and crushed the life out of it like an orange. leaving the most horrible stain on the inside of my trousers and making my thigh itchy. its guts and shit were splatters inside my trousers, not nice.

i was just stunned that i had something crawl around in my trousers for that long and that i plucked up the courage to kill it. go me.

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ right... so me and my friend pan were sitting in my room checkin the internet out, well he was anyway, so i had a lie down... then suddenly, i felt something crawl up within my trousers...and at this point i was thinking 'oh fuck...' i knew whatever it was, it was big as it had quite a wide span. it was a gigantic spider! (which to my delight i am aracnaphobic, a real one at that) so i couldnt do anything as it was up to my inner right thigh and going towards my fucking groin! so to my first reaction was to stop it from going any further...i just caught it in my trousers and crushed the life out of it like an orange. leaving the most horrible stain on the inside of my trousers and making my thigh itchy. its guts and shit were splatters inside my trousers, not nice. i was just stunned that i had something crawl around in my trousers for that long and that i plucked up the courage to kill it. go me.

fuck man - i cant really think of anything reverently witty or sarcastic to say so i'll just say fuck!

Damn. I would have died. I would have gone unconscious and just died.
I think I might die just thinking about that.

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at first i thought it was your friends hand

and he was trying to rape u

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink at first i thought it was your friends hand and he was trying to rape u

You frown like youre disappointed that wasnt the case.

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but some ppl are really really scared of them, like when they see a big spider (inch big. like the one that was in my trousers) they freeze and are in absolute fear of them. though i know they are equally as scared of us but the point is we can kill them and in some cases they can kill us.

id rather be in a room with a arrogant towny than a big fuck off spider, though id just take off my shoe, run up to it and batter the shit out of it (the spider not towny)

that was my ordeal and its over!

however seeing my friend out as he was on his way home, another big spider confronted both of us as it just came down on its web, so we both ran away from it.

i mean what the fuck are they good for? they do nothing but eat flys and scare us. without flys, they should cease to exist, but then what are flys good for? they do nothing but piss us off, stamp vomit into our food and spread disease.

bastard.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie You frown like youre disappointed that wasnt the case.

wel- it would have been a more interesting story

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink wel- it would have been a more interesting story

how would his hand get inside my trousers?

if pan did do that to me, i would literally hit him and then throw him out the window like a used cum rag.

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ if pan did do that to me, i would literally hit him and then throw him out the window like a used cum rag.

thatta boy!

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ how would his hand get inside my trousers? if pan did do that to me, i would literally hit him and then throw him out the window like a used cum rag.

LOL

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink at first i thought it was your friends hand and he was trying to rape u

HAHAHAHA LMFAO nice post!

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ i mean what the fuck are they good for? they do nothing but eat flys and scare us. without flys, they should cease to exist, but then what are flys good for? they do nothing but piss us off, stamp vomit into our food and spread disease. bastard.

they are (fly & spider) essential for our ecosystem (spelling?)(cant put details in english). Anyway I dont think human can say the same

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