Right then you lot, lets get a Haiku competition on the go

If you don't know what a Haiku is then i will explain. It is a short poem that usually rhymes (although it doesn't have to), and consists of three lines.

The first line has to have 5 syllables.

The second line has to have 7 syllables.

The third line has to have 5 syllables.

Here's my Haiku :

Cocaine, Ketamine
LSD, E and ganja
Let's have a party !

he he heeeee

/me is looking forward to seeing your Haiku's...

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Last edited by mos man on May-04-2002 at 00:04

damn i have to work
and i just railed a half pill
here we go again

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

he he, nice one

By the way guys the Haiku's don't have to be drug related, it can be AnYtHiNg

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Keep it clean,
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why m-o-s man
every time i read your threads
do i feel cheated?

just taking the piss m8!

he he he he

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Keep it clean,
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glad you appreciate my sense of humour dude.. some people would get all angry at that..

here is another one:

my technics turntables
will be delivered soon
then, i will play

I got another one...

Sven Vath, Techno god
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
Bang bang bang bang ploink

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I stare into skies
Wondering about my life
I open a beer

Let's start the night off
How much did I have to drink
Barfing all day long

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I thought of this after a night of major drinking. My friends were about to take me to the hospital to have my stomach pumped; luckily I barfed for a few hours. Let’s just say that the day after was pure hell. I told my mom that I had the flu and I stayed in bed all Sunday and Monday.

I got alcohol poisoning and didnt go to the hospital and threw up for 2 WHOLE DAYS. 48 hours of vomitting every FIFTEEN MINUTES. I tought I would have a six pack of abs at least but my stomach just hurt. Then since my immune system was so shot I got the stomach flu for 2 weeks...and i paid TEN bucks for that night! what a rip off! although i DID drink way more than ten bucks worth muahahaa.


i am now starting a horrible drinking stories thread

Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
oh how much I do miss Beer now
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer

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MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!SANDWICHES!!!!!!!

burning cherry tree
every blossom is aflame
run here come the cops