post ur favorite quotes from Family Guy
heres one of my favorites:

Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.
Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane ...
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers.

Family guys sux

*runs*

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There are so many of these threads already, but because I love Family Guy so much I'll dig out a quote...

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

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Originally posted by TweeK Family guys sux *runs*

Dude. You've seriously got to stop posting in Family Guy topics with negative comments. If you've got nothing productive to add then don't post. Sheesh. We respect the fact that you don't like it but I think EVERYONE on the forum already knows that due to the MANY times you've posted your opinion.

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Originally posted by Yan Dude. You've seriously got to stop posting in Family Guy topics with negative comments. If you've got nothing productive to add then don't post. Sheesh. We respect the fact that you don't like it but I think EVERYONE on the forum already knows that due to the MANY times you've posted your opinion.

Yeah Megaman sucks also

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Salesman: you CAN take the boat... or you can take the mystery box!

Lois: Obviously we'll take the boat...

Peter: Wait Lois, a boat is a boat... but a mystery box can be ANYTHING!... even a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those.

Lois: So then why don't we take the b....

Peter: We'll take the box

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Originally posted by TweeK Yeah Megaman sucks also

Texas sucks.

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** WATCHING SESAME STREET **

Peter: Is the count a vampire?

Brian: What's that?

Peter: Well he's got those big fangs. Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on em?

Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street where the count kills somebody and drinks their blood for sustinance?

Peter: Yeah.

Brian: No, they've never done that.

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Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

Stewie: F*ck you, I don't have to please you all

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Lois: Hey Peter, I'm not wearin' any panties.
Peter: Don't worry, we can always throw that chair out.

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Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship

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Originally posted by Ek0nomik Lois: Hey Peter, I'm not wearin' any panties. Peter: Don't worry, we can always throw that chair out.

That's a good one...

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."