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You'll need some magic pixie dust, a gas mask, and a Will Smith CD. First find Tinkerbell and ask her for the goods. After you've given her ten dead flies as payment you'll have her trust. Yet you need more than what she has on her at the time. Once you've cozened her fancy, immediately trap her under a drinking glass. Tell her that unless she tells you where her stash is you'll put her inside a used condom. If that doesn't work tell her that there's a mean dragonfly you know who has been looking for some good old fashioned pixie lovin'. Finally, if that doesn't work pull her limbs off one by one until she coughs up the info. Now gather up all the dust. Now you might be asking yourself, "Where can I find Tinkerbell or another pixie-like creature?" Why, in an N'Sync music video of course! HAHA! Seriously though, she's in Never Land you idiot.
The magic pixie dust, properly used, will mix with the atmosphere and bend everyone who breathes it to your power. Make sure you wear your gas mask at all times--it should easily be enough to protect you from magic pixie dust. Then after you obtain complete control over everyone you'll proclaim Will Smith the greatest rapper of all time, after which you make "Miami" the national anthem of BTGland. You'll then proceed to get jiggy with it. You decide to let the dragonfly rape Tinkerbell after all.
And they all lived happily ever after. The End.
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Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass
Last edited by Radagast on Sep-05-2004 at 06:57
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