Programmed fact for the day:

"By this Wednesday we will already be half way through the month..."
Computed at We Are Robots Central Control System, Sept 13th 2004, www.wearerobots.net

This Wednesday we produce a special show designed to help you navigate through Thursday like a newly wired machine ready to combat any problem, task or human that comes in your way, especially your boss at work. Taking control and reprogramming your minds.

Meet ORIbot 700 system 5, convicted on multiple counts of assault, affray and conspiracy against humans and head of a crime syndicate that reportedly left thousands of fathers trouserless for weeks back in 2003. He will be your host this Wednesday:


Please admire all your lovely muggs captured from our party on our ROBOT SYSTEM PROFILING INTERFACE section aka PHOTOS section at www.wearerobots.net

New members will be caught and photographed as part of our reconnaissance work.

UPCOMING ROBOT INVASIONS
SEPTEMBER 22nd Jake Fairley Live!!
OCTOBER 6th Jeff Milligan aka Algorithm + Special Guest