Hey all.
Well as some of you know im starting college tommorow, going to do a diploma in "Animal Care and Management".
If i wear this t-shirt into class...what do you reckon will happen:
1) Get laughs and it will nbe a good ice breaker.
2) Get jumped by a bunch of animal welfare people.
If people ask i could just say im really into beastiality
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Sep-13-2004 12:34
mongeone
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: osaka, japan
DO IT!!!
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Sep-13-2004 13:10
Billabong
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Registered: Oct 2002
Location: LA Confidential
Wear it, whatever way us lot win
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Sep-13-2004 13:15
Jackson
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: t'North England
quote:
Originally posted by Billabong
Wear it, whatever way us lot win
Huh?
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Sep-13-2004 13:19
Billabong
Sexing up da sharks
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: LA Confidential
Well we if you get jumped we get to hear of a titanic battle, if its an icebreaker, well then, nothing.
But if you don't know the peeps in your class then you will upset atleast one person, usually a person that has no sense of humour. This person will fail to see the funny side and give you a lecture on animal rights.
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Sep-13-2004 13:22
|cEbLu3
wandering but not lost
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: The Tropics
quote:
Originally posted by Billabong
This person will fail to see the funny side and give you a lecture on animal rights.
+1
Be sure to practise your " i'm listening " face while completely tuning out
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Sep-13-2004 13:26
Arbiter
Naked Power Organ
Registered: May 2002
Location:
Then, for additional fun, tell them you're only pursuing the diploma so that you can adequately care for and manage laboratory test animals.
Sep-13-2004 14:00
Fundamental
Still Alive in '25
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Scotland
quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Then, for additional fun, tell them you're only pursuing the diploma so that you can adequately care for and manage laboratory test animals.
It has to be done really, if someone complains then bollocks to them for not having a sense of humour. It's not as if you're doing anything wrong...
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Sep-13-2004 14:34
ShadoWolf
ISOS
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: State of Trance
An interesting case of clsasroom sociology.
Do you want to be labeled the class clown?
How would your professor respond? Isn't that what matters?
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Sep-13-2004 18:19
Trancer85
NoiseAddict
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Los Angeles
i think it's a good idea to crack people up...especially chickz grab their attention.
Sep-13-2004 18:40
Jackson
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: t'North England
Im gonna do it, i'll let you know tommorow. I mean its gonna be everyones first day and they'll be nervous...so it'll help them relax a little
Besides if anyone has probs with the top...i'll just have to get nekked....or tell them im kinda vegetarian (i'll go a few months without eating meat....them come crawling back ) and i rescue as many sick animals as possible.
If the have a go then i'll tell them to STFU.
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Sep-13-2004 19:39
NiteMer
Prog/Trance Ambassador
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Denver, CO
Re: Clothes to make a good impression.
quote:
Originally posted by Jackson
Hey all.
Well as some of you know im starting college tommorow, going to do a diploma in "Animal Care and Management".
If i wear this t-shirt into class...what do you reckon will happen:
1) Get laughs and it will nbe a good ice breaker.
2) Get jumped by a bunch of animal welfare people.
If people ask i could just say im really into beastiality
I have no idea what they'll think, but you should do it. Either they have a sense of humor or you don't wanna know em. Anybody that gets all bent out of shape about it, doesn't really matter.
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