i loveeeeeeeeeeee the continental!!! soo funny and the first person view of the girl is hilarious!


*champagne?* hehehhe

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

*Eddie Murphy impersonating James Brown is priceless!!

He's on a stage in front of a hot tub, singing about wether or not he should go in:

"HaaaayyyyyY-uh!! Too HOT, in the HOT TUB
Burn meh-self, Make it coolah!
It's HOT good-god!"

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"It's mercifully over. But a new phenomenon has taken hold. I recognize it: feelings. Now that they're back, even overcompensating, I never want to lose them again. Bitterness, anger, jealousy, sadness: They all make me happy."

MANGO!

*slaps butt*




Also: Eddie Murphy as Mrs.Rogers

Chris Farley and the Colombian Decaf coffee commercial.

Ive never laughed so hard....

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Originally posted by Stéphanie MANGO! *slaps butt* Also: Eddie Murphy as Mrs.Rogers

Mr.Robinson's Neighourhood

Mr.Robinson: And the letter of the day is X.

Mr.R: Do any of you kids know any letters than start with X.

Mr.R: I do, here are some, Christmas (spelt X-mas)

Mr.R: Also, ex-con (X-con), uh oh, you hear that sound kids?

*police sirens in the background*

Mr.R: That means its time for me to leave now, bye bye kids, and have a good week!

How'd you do that!?

ACTING!





"Jane, you ignorant slut."

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"I am Hanz"

"And I am Franz"

"And we're going to PUMP, you UP!"




From Wayne's World when they had the top 10 babes of all time:


"And number 3 is Garth's mom!"

Nothing beats Sean Connery & Burt Reynolds aka Turd Ferguson on Celebrity Jeopardy.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad Nothing beats Sean Connery & Burt Reynolds aka Turd Ferguson on Celebrity Jeopardy.

indeed. every celebrity jeopardy skit owned.

Are you English? or retarded?

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Originally posted by Galapidate "I am Hanz" "And I am Franz" "And we're going to PUMP, you UP!"

OMFG, that was my dad's favorite line when i was living at home! He wouldn't shut up about it, him and my sister used to say it back and forth all the fookin time.

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"It's mercifully over. But a new phenomenon has taken hold. I recognize it: feelings. Now that they're back, even overcompensating, I never want to lose them again. Bitterness, anger, jealousy, sadness: They all make me happy."

Sean Connery: Knock Knock
Trebeck: Who's there
Sean Connery: The man who slept with your mom last night.
Trebeck: The ma...
Sean Connery: ME, I DID.

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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.