so I go check the mail at my house and I hear the sound of a window break from the house next door. No biggie I thought maybe their renovating or some shit. 10 minutes later, as I'm pounding some afternoon Martini's, the doorbell rings.

It's the fuzz. and this asshole cop is like "so you've been hitting golf balls today, huh son?" and "I'm like wtf are u talking about i'm sitting here getting drunk, occifer" that really pissed him off...and he's like step outside and i'm like let me put some shoes on...so I finished my drink and took my sweet ass time putting my shoes on. and this jerky guy next door is like u broke my window, and I'm like STFU n00b I did not.

See I used to be a pga pro and golfed like crazy in my backyard, but haven't in a couple years, so immediately I get the blame. guess I know what a black man feels like when some shit goes down. But the long and the short is, don't support your local police, they are assholio's.

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very true. our hometown cops are retarded. we were skating around video tapin shit and they thought we were from "MTVs Jackass"

i was like WTF. no!

what did the cops end up doing?

Thats gotta suck man...hahah u better bust a cap on that neighbor of your..

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Originally posted by DiMethGuy I'm like STFU n00b I did not.

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You should have said "Na you want Happy Gilmore just down the road"

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Yea, I don't understadn why they don't ask everyone thats doesn't golf if they've been hitting golf balls. jeesh, what a bunch of retards to ask someone who used to golf.




whaaaa, if you ain't done nothing wrong, who cares, just say I wasn't hitting them, end o story.

At least they had nothing on you. Fuck em!

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Originally posted by Boomer187 Yea, I don't understadn why they don't ask everyone thats doesn't golf if they've been hitting golf balls. jeesh, what a bunch of retards to ask someone who used to golf. whaaaa, if you ain't done nothing wrong, who cares, just say I wasn't hitting them, end o story.

first off save ur sarcasm for your polak buddies, and second off he didn't ask, he accused me ... big difference... if he asked I wouldn't have been so mad. if you read my first post I didn't type the copy said "are you hitting" he said "so you've been hitting" but guess you just wanted to be a prick and didn't bother to read my post.

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Originally posted by DiMethGuy first off save ur sarcasm for your polak buddies, and second off he didn't ask, he accused me ... big difference... if he asked I wouldn't have been so mad. if you read my first post I didn't type the copy said "are you hitting" he said "so you've been hitting" but guess you just wanted to be a prick and didn't bother to read my post.

haha, well that sucks you take everything...er, I guess I can only say this instance....the wrong way, must be a downer.


I think I just have a different mindset than ya and I can brush things like this off. I mean, was it really a hassle to have a cop say that, then you say no, and then he leaves. If he would have taken you to the station, maced you, ticketed you, tracked dirt on ur carpet, stole your g/f, or taken your beer I can see you getting mad.




bah, fuck it man, at least ur drinkin..I need a beer about right now

My friend got pulled over in his old school beemer a couple of weeks ago. Apparently someone of latin descent had stolen a bmw, my friend is Arab. They pulled him out of the car and threw him on the ground and cuffed him. The vehicle is registered to his name. Then they put him in jail overnight. That's shitty.

I was at a party in college and the cops came. I was 21 by then and so were a few of my friends. We just stood there drinking our beers when they came in. It pissed them off, so they asked if we knew the people that lived there and threatened that they could arrest us for trespassing. Ha. Obviously, nothing happened. It was pretty amusing.

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