one time, uh, actually no, i havn't actually been in deep trouble.

cops took my weed once..but that was it.

I once trew a rock at a chick and made her head bleed.


Then i got in big trouble

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Class A Misdameanor weapons charge on my record.

Wasn't my weapon.
Wasn't my car.
Wasn't smart enough to hire a lawyer to get out of it.

I figured that my ignorance of not knowing what was in the vehicle when I was driving it, earned me that night in jail.

Oopsie.

I've lived a boring life.

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Hell no. I am a fuckin angel.

Yes, a number of times.

I was kicked out of campus housing at school my senior year due to getting in a fight and I couldn't find a place to live near enough to commute. That was quite a bit of trouble. Still, I have no regrets. But, I most trouble is healthy for you: the strongest people are those tempered by adversity.

one time i drank 15 shots of vodka to impress this girl then on my way home in the snow i decided to fuck around on the snowy road til i lost control of the car and slid into a cop car. fortunetly no one was in it so i reversed and took off. but then i had a huge dent in my dads bumper on his truck, to make a long story short i got out of it. and since that day that cop car has taken a beating by my friends and me.

Arrested and expelled from my highschool for being caught stealing there on 3 seperate occasions. When my parents found out, I had to go up into the attic and bring down all the shit I stole. They were in tears... Bad, bad times...

Dropped out of college and got a ride for the 1000 mile trip back home less than 24 hours after my parents had just taken me down to college. When I called my Mom from a payphone about 5 minutes away from my house and told her I'd be there within minutes, she laughed and said nice one now stop fooling around. When I showed up at the door, their faces were white and they were in tears for most of the day. I caused them so much shit. I could write on forever...

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I nearly got arrested in my final year of High School for threatening this bastard and could have got arrested because some girl that I would not date, made up a rumor that I was going to blow up the school. I get hauled into the principal's office and I told the absolute truth but I could have been criminally charged by the police. I ended up with an 8 day suspension or 4 weeks vacation for Christmas.

umm which time?

ive never been seriously fucked in trouble, but

Once: bored after elementary school my neighbor and i were tooling around school on our bikes or something and decided that the only fun thing to do would be smash flagstones with rocks at the school ampetheatre. turns out the ampetheatre is on the way from the principals office to her car. needless to say we were fucked and i had to do a shitload of cleaning up around the school afterward. i was freaked out- but now that i think about it, it was nothing. good thing i didnt realize that then...

Again: much later, on winter break from college freshman year i was chilling at my friends tiny apartment. now this guy doesnt have the best record with cops, and everyone had been drinking and we were at the time consuming other nefarious smoked substances - all while the miniblinds were busted so the cops could see in while we smoked and blasted Pharcyde at about the limits of the stereo - not the limits of good taste. my friend was shitfaced, so when the door was knocked he told me to open it. i thot it was locked so i did the lock, and it turned out it wasnt. then he stumbled over and unlocked and opened it to a flood of about 6 cops. we were scared shitless, tho luckily it was the boulder PD. they didnt much give a shit for my underage drinking since the dude had so much parafrenalia around the place. we figured we were going to jail when they called for new cruisers, but luckily it was just shift change. everything ended up alright and a cool cop almost left a Dennys carafe which could have been utilized.

Once more: In school that same year I peckered some chick with a water balloon from the 6th floor of my dorm. there was some threatening and i coulda gotten slapped with batter minus the assault (as i didnt shout anything). i could have hit the housing officer she was walking with tho, and been instantly kicked outta the dorms|

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Nah, I've never felt as though I've been in serious trouble in my lifetime, but shit has happened to me nevertheless (as things do to ALL people)

I guess the most trouble I really got into in HS was breaking a girl's jaw.

She was actually my friend, well, moreso an acquaintance, and she just happened to tease me just as much as I teased her (sounds like friends, right?) Well, one day at school she randomly stabbed my hand with a pencil (not seriously) and so I was in the mood for retaliation; once she stood up to fix her skirt, and just before she sat down, I kicked the chair out from underneath her causing her to crash down onto the ground. It was really quite humorous - even she though so at the time. Well it just so happened that her mother was a completely insane fucktard who all of a sudden came up with spurious allegations that I'd broken her daughter's jaw because I caused her to fall onto the ground. I was called into the principal's office to have a chat with him about this 'incident'. Earlier that day, she came to me telling me that I'd probably get called down and that I didn't need to worry about things because she'd talk to her mother about this. I guess she came through for me because I never heard anything else about it after that - except from the girl that is

"Yeah, well Alex broke my jaw last year!"
"Shut up! that didn't happen!"

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