whats has been the worst way you have ever waked up? tell a story. here's mine:


two of my friends, doug and derek, decided to play a little joke on me. they strategically placed 3 large smoke bombs around my kitchen. i was asleep in a sleeping bag on my living room floor. they quietly lit them. my friend derek stood right next to one to try to be concealed by the smoke, and my other friend doug stood in the bathtub with the shower door closed and the videa camera taping me. i woke up, saw all the smoke and was like....oh shit. i looked walked into my kitchen, now completely full of thick grey smoke. i was like, what the hell. i looked around and listened. all i heard was the whooshing sound of the smokebombs. it didnt smell like the smoke of a house on fire should either. it smelled like smokebomb. i then noticed my friend derek's feet and i walked over, pushed him, called him a fag and then grabbed one of the smoke bombs and threw it outside. then i saw the red light from the videa camera and my boy doug popped out laughing. i called them douche bags and proceeded to take the other two giant smoke bombs outside. all four levels of the house were engulfed in smoke. i opened every window and used fans to get everything out. after about 2 hours, the only thing left was the smell. i went and spent 20 dollars at shopko and bought carpet cleaner and lysol to spray out the house. my mom came home from work and i had to make ups some bullshit story. the smell didnt go away noticably for four days.


sorry if that was long and boring. please share yours....

4-story house?

Anyways...

I was once asleep on a small jet travelling to Vegas - we had to make a stop at an airport (naturally ) and I was asleep when the Capt. announced this. Maybe he didn't even announce it - he was obviously a newbie because the landing was really rough.

It wouldn't have bothered me so much if I weren't asleep, but that was a very abrupt awakening I was only about 9 at the time, though, so mayb eI was cranky because I hadn't gotten a good nap? lol

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I woke up in an elevator mattress and all in college; that was pretty shocking considering the alcohol volume consumed. Even more shocking was payback, when the perpetrator with a large volume of alcohol woke up on a rooftop mattress and all one morning.

Lol!!!!
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Peter Luts ft Nivelle - Don't Go (Jaron Inc Mix)

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On 4-story house?

basement, 1st level, 2nd level, attic
nothing special

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Originally posted by smokeape I woke up in an elevator mattress and all in college; that was pretty shocking considering the alcohol volume consumed. Even more shocking was payback, when the perpetrator with a large volume of alcohol woke up on a rooftop mattress and all one morning. Lol!!!! [[[smoke]]] Peter Luts ft Nivelle - Don't Go (Jaron Inc Mix)

WTF???? Is this a coded message or something? My trance ain't coded anyhow...


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2 Worlds - Wherever You Go

huh





EDIT: jeez, i guess everyone just has i nice relaxing time every morning..... cmon people. a rude awakening can even be dreaming about have hot sex and then getting woken up right in the middle by your bitch of an alarm clock. thats happened to me too.... fuckin alarm clock

fine fine fine... i have another story:


this time im passed out in my friend derek's hallway when i see his SUPER HOT sister step over me completely naked, just assuming i was still out. at first i was like... but then, she just ripped a fart and i was like


i have never looked at her the same



EDIT: in case you were wondering, she was comming out of the shower, and no, i dont have pics, so dont bother telling me to STFU

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Originally posted by D-res huh EDIT: jeez, i guess everyone just has i nice relaxing time every morning..... cmon people. a rude awakening can even be dreaming about have hot sex and then getting woken up right in the middle by your bitch of an alarm clock. thats happened to me too.... fuckin alarm clock

Don't dis the posters. Your rude awakening could be a 300 pounder squating on your face.




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Originally posted by smokeape Don't dis the posters. Your rude awakening could be a 300 pounder squating on your face. [[[smoke]]]

hell, you could always wake up next to this guy:



anyway,
im happy you and Halcyon+On+On contributed. i wasn't dising anyone. i just wish more people would post... i can never start a successful thread. i dont think i've ever passed 60 posts in my own thread before. i just tried to start something that hasnt been, to my knowledge, started yet

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Originally posted by D-res fine fine fine... i have another story: this time im passed out in my friend derek's hallway when i see his SUPER HOT sister step over me completely naked, just assuming i was still out. at first i was like... but then, she just ripped a fart and i was like i have never looked at her the same EDIT: in case you were wondering, she was comming out of the shower, and no, i dont have pics, so dont bother telling me to STFU

Do nekkid farts from girls sound totally weird or what?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

they sound like a regular fart, but once that happened i think my penis fell off. it was so gross, cause she had a REALLY nice body, but that my friend, is a turn off. let me tell you....

My stories are pretty lame, but anyway:

* One time my brother and my best friend came in to wake me up for soccer on saturday morning bashing and banging pots and pans as loud as they could. Scared the shiznit out of me!!!

* Another time after getting super drunk at a party i woke up in the middle of someone tea-baggin me.

* Same as above, i woke up after getting drunk at a party with my friend's ass right on top of my face.

* Finally, at my friend's house, i was woken up by a "stacks-on". Basically, what that means is that everyone (10+ people) jump on top of someone and stack up on top of them in a huge pile. That was not very fun!