tta, to a small scale war

*bashes tta over the head with a frozen cod*

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takes 2 lead pipes and breaks tu_face's kneecaps

*uses tta's mouth as an ashtray, then bats him in the stomach with a half-eaten crusty garlicbread*

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grabs jeff's oversized lips and grabs one...pulls it over jeff's head...forces jeff to swallow.

*sticks his arm down his inverted throat and pulls his head out his arse*

*places a tube on tta's stomach, fills it with rats and sets the top on fire*

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reaches in...pulls out jeff's entire inner contents.....and bashes it to a bloody pulp with a hammer

*breaks every single one of jeff's toes and feeds them to rabid dogs in ste's backyard.

*regathers his internal organs*

*takes a chainsaw to tta's groinal area*

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/me dodges the chainsaw.......takes it from tu_face's grasp.....saws both tu_face's arms and legs off

/me slaps andy the f00 with his famous old cheap 486 keyboard

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"A style that's impossible to define. Prog? Hardly. Tech house? Not boring enough. It's like trippy twisted acid house but deep and funky. See, I told you - impossible."

*grows new arms and legs, picks up the old ones and smacks tta around the face with the wet ends*

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*Joins in the fight and pours a truckload of lemons on TTA (using his own weapon against him)

you'll never win andy...there's too many of us:

takes the lemon squeezer and takes taha, trancedj and jeff's empty heads and crushes them into pulp