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dj_mdma
I'm on HarderFaster now.

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Posh Twickenham

Dogs Vs Cats...PART 2!!

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

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Oct-11-2004 20:11 United Kingdom

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Rick D
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Registered: Sep 2003
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wahey, cat owners take note

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Oct-11-2004 20:13

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Ste
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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia

the cat would to smart and escape, and dogs just drink out of the toilet anyway. when they do, smash the lid down o ntheir heads.

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Oct-11-2004 20:36 England

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Ian
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK

Oct-11-2004 20:37

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Fundamental
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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Scotland

Found this at random. Thought it was quite good...

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Oct-12-2004 07:24 Scotland

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DjSimonB
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Glasgow

Re: Dogs Vs Cats...PART 2!!

quote:
Originally posted by dj_mdma
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet

Nice one

I don't know if I like dogs or cats more. Cats seem cooler in some ways, but I'm allergic to them.

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Oct-12-2004 09:54 Scotland

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DJAntSmith
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Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Widnes, UK

Go Cats!

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Misty Kitty
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Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Home

come on you cannot resist this

sorry reverting to the cute pic defence of cats

Oct-12-2004 11:26 United Kingdom

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[mart]
PSN: mart_likes_fluke

Registered: Jun 2002
Location: England

How could anyone even contemplate putting a cat down a toilet? That's so cruel! Here's a cute cat pictar. Now you filthy dog lovers find a pictar of some cute dogs. Not puppies, that's cheating. Small versions of things are always cuter, except penises. They're always ugly.

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Puuhis
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Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Espoo, Finland

quote:
Originally posted by Misty Kitty
come on you cannot resist this

sorry reverting to the cute pic defence of cats

Damn those are some cute kittens! Still dogs all the way!

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Ian
Not dead yet.

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK

The family dogs

Thats Tilly, she's nearly 5 months old and her hobbies include bouncing around and chewing through electrical cables at my nanas house.

ickle benny staring at the webcam.. probably thinking wtf is he doing again

Springer Spaniel puppies

Dogs are blatantly better, cats are for posh people who are afraid to muck in and only turn up for food, dogs offer loving companionship and also are a good way of attracting people to talk to you when you're out with them

Oct-12-2004 13:04

Thunder5
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Underground

Both are equally good...

I've previously had three dogs, and atm I've cat (and three kittens).

Cats pretend to act like they don't care about you, unless they're hungry...

Oct-12-2004 13:17 Finland