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beatman
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Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Dunedin, NZ
funny funny shi'ite - dj/producer/track puns

k, awhile this convo got going in oldos (yes a very long time ago) i saved the log, and was just looking at it the other day, and thought I'd post it.
Tsushima_Masaki and some others were there for the original convo, and then later he myself and euphoria got going at it again there were twice as many, but i cut it down to the best ones...

I hafta say me and euphoria owned at this game

enjoy, and add if you can think of some yourself if i can be bothered later, ill add them to this list with you credited...


Tsushima_Masaki (and others from the original chat)
Alice BJ
gAyTB
Wank 1
Solar Stoned
Three Fags on a Vinyl

Scott "I Love" Bondage
Nick Sentenced, George Acosted
System Fucked
System(atic) F(uck)
Armin van Boring


Hiver & Slammer
CJ Stoned
Driftwanked - Free load (all over you)
svenson fucks gielen featuring jan johnston watching - on the beach (green court is also watching)
Armin van Burine molests Ray Wilson - Fuck Another Day (Rising Cock Promo)

Rising Cock - Touch Me (1" Mix)
CJ Stoned - Shining Cock (Vocalized Mix)
DJ Tomshaft
gAyTB - Too Much Pain (gAyTB vs. Woody Wanker Mix)
Fatt hairy presents Fuck Up


Three Fags on a Vinyl - Bukkake 2000
plummet - damaged anus (neo & farina analspeaker mix)
Fork - Farewell To The Spoon (Dishwasher's SOS Remix)


X-Centric-Clubber911
john smokesweed
james is holden my dick
AvB Rising p0rn Star


spectrum_03
Airwave - When cum tastes wrong


DiS
BT - Somakindabullshit


euphoria
Tomcraft - Loneliness (Hence Masturbating RMX)
The Organ Donors - My 12" Organ
Cosmicman - I love you (from behind dub)
iio - smooth shaft (airbase remix promo vinyl).mp3
Underworld - Born Slutty

Ralphie B - Massive (Penis)
Robert Miles - Children (Dirty Old Peadophile's Basement Dub)
Paul Van Dyk - For an Anus
Neo Cortex - Prepare (for the penetration).mp3
midway - monkey's fucking in a forest


John Digweed - Pussy Scent
Kansai - Remember This Night (Coz ur not a virgin anymore slut)
Ayla Pres. Yel - Clit Coming Out
01-lange-dont_look_at_it_suck_it__original_mix-promo_vinyl-pow.mp3
Coldplay - Cocks

4 Strings - Let it Bleed
4 Skanks - Muff Diving
dj tiesto - spankles
James Holden - Nothing (impotence mix)
M.I.K.E. - Turn The Lights Off (and get naked bitch)


marco v - tolerance (lesbians rule, fags suck)
Plummet - Damaged Goods
Perpetus Wanker - The Sound of my sack slapping against ur ass (Armin van Buttsex Remix).mp3
shane - Too Late to Turn (im gonna cum)
02-quadraphonic-i_can_feel_your_love_in_my_hole__instumental_mix-tgx.mp3

01-eric_lidstroem_-_what_you_are_worth_on_the_streets_(dirty_hooker_mix)-t6.mp3
Nailin Kane - With a beachball
Members of Gayday - 10 (cocks) in 01 (hole)
02-hiver_and_hammer_feat._javah-5_million_sperms_(and one has your name on it slut)c.mp3
Pulser - My Religion (I'm Circumscised Dub)




beatman
Trance Pornstars
Beat my Meat Manifesto
I-Fux Twins Aphex twin
Dickless - One fuck to far faithless-one step to far
Paul Oakenfold - (i cant) Get it up

ive got milk (inc) - in my eyes
Trance pornstars - blow trance allstars - go
Bumfuck MCs
hermaphrodite - cock again Aphrodite - cockaine
ATB - Your not Alone (horror movie remix)


gAyTB - Feel you like a brotha
gAyTB - See U Again (pervert mix)
gAyTB - First Love (virgin remix)
gAyTB - 9pm (till i cum)
gAyTB - My (wet) Dream

Robert Smiles - at Children (paedophile mix)
Sarah My-cocks-in - Silence (of a hermaphodite)
deborah (sucks) cox - play (with) your part
Zombie nation - unloads (onto) cassie britton
dave gahan - dirty sticky whores (junkie XL's vocally talented mix)


purefun - stuck in her groove puretone - stuck in a groove
Moby - why does my ass feel so bad
Spank my Jones - (till i) Cream
having some Solid 'Sessions' - in Janeiro (with Armin van Buuren) would be cool....
i wouldnt Mind One from Rena - star for me

AI! - Cum is coming out! (girls first Blow Job mix) ayla - sun is coming out
im Pulsing - (in) my Region
DJ Fuckin his Freinds - Protect Your Behind DJ Sakin & Friends - Protect Your Mind
Kai's Flacid - Too many times (need more viagra Mix)
2 players - my Bitch, and my Sheila think australian


sarah mclauchlins - fear (of Hybrids Super cock remix) Sarah McLachlan - Fear (Hybrids Super Collider Mix)
mario poo - ass invaders Mario Piu - Invaders
my corderoys - (show my) Wettest dreams
(put some) nu-nrg - (in her) Bums-eye Nu-NRG - Bonsai
No-Lotion - (and) getting away with it (risky gay's mix) En-motion - getting away with it

some new ones
Ozgur Can (cum) - Over nothing at all (easily excited mix)
BT - Never gonna come back down (viagra overdose mix)
Probe-my-spot - (till i get) Satisfaction
Probe-my-spot - (and skip the) Foreplay


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rofl, genius


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This is some funny shit...

Spankles!!!


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One of the best topics ever...


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Wow, the 12 year old humour on display... You aren't quite Weird Al Yankovich yet.


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Re: funny funny shi'ite - dj/producer/track puns

quote:
Originally posted by beatman

Alice BJ

gAyTB

Three Fags on a Vinyl

Driftwanked - Free load (all over you)

svenson fucks gielen featuring jan johnston watching - on the beach (green court is also watching)

Ozgur Can (cum) - Over nothing at all (easily excited mix)


BEST ONES!! LOL good stuff guys!

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OMG t3h p3n0rzzzz
I can spell boobs on my calculator.

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quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Wow, the 12 year old humour on display... You aren't quite Weird Al Yankovich yet.


...one day

no i barely even know who he is...anyway, at 1am when your bored and can't sleep, what else is there to do? It's not as easy as it looks either

quote:
beats and beeps
OMG t3h p3n0rzzzz
I can spell boobs on my calculator.


i can spell tittie-sex!!
*giggles like schoolgirl*


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Re: funny funny shi'ite - dj/producer/track puns

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Armin van Burine molests Ray Wilson - Fuck Another Day (Rising Cock Promo)

Airwave - When cum tastes wrong

Perpetus Wanker - The Sound of my sack slapping against ur ass (Armin van Buttsex Remix)



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Re: funny funny shi'ite - dj/producer/track puns

[QUOTE]Originally posted by beatman

Fork - Farewell To The Spoon (Dishwasher's SOS Remix)

Tomcraft - Loneliness (Hence Masturbating RMX)

Coldplay - Cocks

James Holden - Nothing (impotence mix)

Kai's Flacid - Too many times (need more viagra Mix)

Ozgur Can (cum) - Over nothing at all (easily excited mix)

Funny stuff.


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I helped pen many of these that fateful and other days, including some Tsushima got credit for

But you forgot some ofthe most obvious ones:
Fairy Corsten
Whoreyella
Boreyella
Snoreyella
Brian pEnor - A bEnding (Over)
Ass & Glide
Cygnus Sex
Digital Bitchcraft
Don DaKnoblo
Peeon
Scareaway Project
Dicktivision vs Pee-Quence - Dingles
Gayarea
Nutsaak
Invisible Stinc
Jurgen Pees
Leama & Whore - Stains of Red
Matt Harddick


Id go on but no thanks

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Re: funny funny shi'ite - dj/producer/track puns

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Originally posted by beatman
svenson fucks gielen featuring jan johnston watching - on the beach (green court is also watching)


Haha, thats funny.


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