Once upon a time, the Chill-Out Room was a place of many great posters, young and old, funny and intelligent. And the people prospered.

But a creeping darkness has eaten away at the core of the COR, and now I am the lone pillar of light still shining into these depths. Almost all of the best UKTAs have abandoned this place, DigiNut has been banished to e-Toronto, and JohnSmith is as dead as the dodo.

But all is not without hope my children, for I'm still here with you! Prostrate yourselves before me, and bask in the rejuvenating light of my greatness. Follow me, and I will raise you up to be a new generation of great COR posters: vigorous, relentless, funny, and insightful. The prosperity of days gone by can be recaptured once again. Do not let this opportunity slip from your grasp! Put aside your base instincts and your foolish pride and follow my lead in this endeavor. For once in your lives, why not be a part of something truly great?

Words to live by: Arbiter is always right, and the best source of wisdom in all of the land.

Let us proceed boldly into our forum future, and follow me to make it a good one!

and he bombs at humor in his unjustified self-glorifying post....

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Helping girls make bad decisions since 1979

what did you say about my prostate?

I take offense to the fact that I was not included in that! I remember when DigiNut and I used to wreak havoc in COR like a year ago

I've been too nice lately for my own good.

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aka Chesty LaRue
aka Busty St. Claire

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Originally posted by Dirk W. and he bombs at humor in his unjustified self-glorifying post....

It's quite serious, and everyone agrees it's fully justified. Why would you want to embarass yourself like that? It's negative thinking like that which has created this problem.

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Originally posted by anuneventrade [font=comic sans ms]I take offense to the fact that I was not included in that! I remember when DigiNut and I used to wreak havoc in COR like a year ago [font]

You have my apologies. Your presence here has been unspectacular lately, but I do have fond memories of your past performance.

oh look, another legend in his own mind...

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Arbiter It's quite serious, and everyone agrees it's fully justified. Why would you want to embarass yourself like that? It's negative thinking like that which has created this problem.

You're right. How can I ever walk out the door again and look someone in the eyes with the overwhelming amount of embarassment I feel at this very moment? I'm scared to leave the office.

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Helping girls make bad decisions since 1979

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Originally posted by Slylee oh look, another legend in his own mind...

And what better mind to be in? There's no question about my legendary status, I have to clean my PM box out three times daily from all my fan mail.

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Originally posted by Arbiter You have my apologies. Your presence here has been unspectacular lately, but I do have fond memories of your past performance.

I say it's the right time for me to make a chilling comeback.

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aka Tits McGee
aka Chesty LaRue
aka Busty St. Claire

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Originally posted by Dirk W. You're right. How can I ever walk out the door again and look someone in the eyes with the overwhelming amount of embarassment I feel at this very moment? I'm scared to leave the office.

Don't worry, my son, such mistakes are to be expected from a relative neophyte such as yourself. Here at TA we are quick to the whip, but equally quick to forgive.

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Originally posted by anuneventrade I say it's the right time for me to make a chilling comeback.

A brilliant plan, just as I had hoped.