i have
-been naked in public=>
who HASNT streaked at a party or two


-had surgery=>
on pen0r in 3rd grade cause i couldnt pee right


-fell out of bed recently=>
i was half awake and i saw my cat standing there, so i reached out and fell outta bed.


-laughed hard at school=>
i have funny teachers.. i blacked out at sports camp one time like 6years ago during pictures. i was screamin that i couldnt see. that was fuccccked


-spent more than 4 hours talking to complete strangers=>
msn talked to people that i had on my list from other people


-eaten ice=>
whenever im done drinkin a soda, i eat the ice


had something published=>
4th grade, young poet thing


-seen something weird=>
look in that thread from that guy that saw something when he was driving.


-caught doing something embarrassing=>
jerkin off... my excuse- i had an itch-atleast i was caught by my dad, he thought it was funny


-had stitches (generally tied in with surgery)=
see surgery

Last edited by D-res on Sep-06-2004 at 00:39

how would u shower with someone off the oppersite sex in a non-sexual nature?

surely standing there with a massive boner is abit of a give away

Had a surgery - apendix
Showered with someone from the opposite sex in a non-sexual situation - sure.. when i was just a little kid
Run to catch the bus' - yup
Been hit by a van/bus/train/ship - taxi-mini-van thing
Fallen off of a window - first floor though.. was sitting back outwards
Laughed so much that some drink came out of your nose - yup..and it was cola
Laughed hard at the church/classroom/some other embarassing place - during a important test.. yep, i failed
Fallen off of a vehicle - is a skateboard a vehicle? only when drunk though
Been on the news - yep. my group won some school project thing local news yay

I'm too lazy to write down all the things i did..

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Been naked in public

back my freshman year...i was playing basketball with these girls and basically i had to make a shot from half court before they made one from the three point line. it really sucked because i made the half court shot the shot after i lost hehehe. so anyway, the price of losing was that i had to take of my cloths and run a lap around the basketball court (outside court)...and yes it was cold hehehe. there was snow on the ground and it was probably 12ish at night.

Laughed hard at the church/classroom/some other embarassing place

the last time i've ever been to church i started to black out during some prayer. i loss site and so i started yelling that i couldn't see. needless to say...my family was really embarassed hehe.

Been hit by a van/bus/train/ship

i got in a car accident and my car got hit by the two ton mail truck. the kind of mail truck they use to take all the mail from the airport to the mail place. anyway, i was really lucky the guy braked as much as he did because i could've easily died.

Fallen off of a vehicle

i remember this one time i was riding my bike...i was a teenager and i saw this hot girl walk by. so naturally i'm doing the head turn hahaha...and i'm going really slow, but i crashed into one of those parking bumpers and fell off. i don't think she saw, but it was embarassing.

Waken up in a place you didn't know/remember

the first new years party i ever went to i got completely abilterated. i don't remember most of it, but from what i was told at midnight i made out with a pumpkin and the last thing i remember was throwing up in the bathroom yelling japanese at my sister. i woke up on the floor of my friends apartment...i had no idea how i got there and of course woke up and continued to throw up haha.

i got a lot of other stories, but i don't wanna type them all

Last edited by Floorfiller on Sep-05-2004 at 16:48

Yes to the following:

Been naked in public
Had a surgery
Run to catch the bus
Laughed so much that some drink came out of your nose
Laughed hard at the church/classroom/some other embarassing place
Been handcuffed
Fallen off of a vehicle
Spent more than 4 hours talkting to a complete stranger you've never seen anymore
Chewed/eaten ice
Gotten a speeding ticket
Been on the news
Seen an UFO/ghost/anything weird
Been robbed/assaulted/kidnapped
Been caught doing something embarassing
Wiped a vehicle out
Slept at the hospital (even if you were not the patient)
Waken up in a place you didn't know/remember

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i checked a good 70% of these things....not sure what that says about me

No stories though....most of the things I clicked were the boring ones

Fallen off the bed recently

^ last week
Turned over to the wrong side. While I was getting back up, I hit the sharp side of the table with my back. My back hurt terribly for like half a week and I still have a painfull wound there.

Have you ever...?
Been naked in public
Been hit by a van/bus/train/ship
Laughed so much that some drink came out of your nose
Laughed hard at the church/classroom/some other embarassing place
Been handcuffed
Drunk till you vomit
Fallen off of a vehicle
Chewed/eaten ice
Seen an UFO/ghost/anything weird
Been abroad
Been caught doing something embarassing
Slept at the hospital (even if you were not the patient)
Waken up in a place you didn't know/remember
Had stitches?

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quote:

Originally posted by D-res -eaten ice=> whenever im done drinkin a soda, i eat the ice

Same thing that is if the cubes are together.

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Where has the time gone??????

Great thread Lira! I think it's worthy of a long reply...

Slept on the bus and didn't wake up in time

I slept on the train and didn't wake up in time - surely that counts! I overshot my mark by 20 miles and it was the last train that night. After wandering round the town for an hour looking for somewhere to stay I eventually decided to get a taxi back home instead. Expensive...

Run to catch the bus

Damn, every single week. I always wait until the last minute before I leave my flat, then I panic because I think I'm going to miss the bus.

Been hit by a van/bus/train/ship

I've been in 3 accidents on a bus (wall, signpost, another bus). Also while in a car we've been reversed onto by a steam roller - I must get bonus points for that!

Laughed hard at the church/classroom/some other embarassing place

Of course! I'm so bad at holding back laughter. The worst warning I got through laughing at school was when I was about 10 - and you know at that age most things are hilariouly funny, especially if you're not allowed to laugh. Anyway, we were learning about bones and the teacher would point to the picture and ask us the name of the bone. The teacher pointed to the ribcage and the idiot of the class proudly replied with "rib-chain". Even now I find it funny...

Drunk till you vomit

Yes, but it was the milk afterwards that did it - not the 20 tequila slammers.

Fallen off of a vehicle

Depends what you mean by 'vehicle'. I've fallen off of the odd bike or two, but also fell of the bonnet of my mate's car when he decided to abruptly stop.

Spent more than 4 hours talking to a complete stranger you've never seen anymore

These things tend to happen at big house parties when all the lightweights have went to sleep.

Chewed/eaten ice

Indeed! Who doesn't like a bit of frozen water now and again?

Been abroad

Went to France, Belgium, Holland and Germany when I was younger. I'd like to go again someday though. I think I'd appreciate it more now that I'm a bit older. Back then all that suprised me was how easy it was to find decks of cards with naked ladies on them.

Been robbed/assaulted/kidnapped

I was waiting at a bus stop one time, and I was looking at my mate's phone. These two local supposedly tough-guy idiots came and stood next to us. I thought they were just waiting for the bus too so I didn't give them a second glance. Sure enough though, one of them snatched the phone from me and they made a dash for it. We followed the little bastards and eventually they slowed down to confront us. The biggest of the two (the one that snatched the phone from my grasp) squared off with me. I was really pissed off, but the non-violent side of me thought that communication with the idiots was in order...

"Give me the fucking phone."

It didn't go down too well with Idiot #1 as he tried to headbutt me in the face. Fortunately it's difficult to headbutt up, so I just shoved him backwards.

"Give me the fucking phone."

The guy just threw the phone at me. The message must have finally got through. Of course, by the time we were half way up the road they had to start shouting and swearing at us. We didn't even stop to return the compliment though - we had a bus to catch!

(we missed the bus )

Been caught doing something embarassing

Damn, I do embarrassing things far too often. Last week we had a party at my friend's house which did happen to get quite loud. The police turn up at the door saying they've had several complaints and told us to keep the noise down. After about half an hour the noise has returned to the levels it was at before, so I thought I should say something to the rest of mates. So I start giving my very serious speech about the increasing noise levels. Of course they waited until I was finished before they told me I was standing there with my zipper wide open.

Bastards.

Slept at the hospital (even if you were not the patient)

Yeah. Last year my Dad went into hospital on Christmas Eve. I stayed with him throughout the night and eventually fell asleep on a chair in the waiting room. Not the ideal place to wake up on Christmas morning, but some things can't be helped...

Slept in the airport

I did when I was younger. Airports are no fun if you're not old enough to drink.

Waken up in a place you didn't know/remember

Oooh yes! I reckon the worst time was when I woke up 15ft up a tree. It's not good when you're half asleep and you try to put your foot on something, but nothing is there.



...and that's me.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."