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This has been my night:
So...
Because I have been on night shift, I have had my social life eliminated, and therefore have become a hermit that literally has been no where other than work and home in the last three weeks.
Well finally tonight, now that they have given me my weekends back, I decide to go out - MY FIRST NIGHT OUT IN ALMOST A MONTH!!! And what happens?
Well, I get to the party a little late because I had to take a bus out there, so I arrive around 11:30, and socialize until about 1 AM. I haven't had the opportunity to drink yet because I have been too scattered, but I plan to whip out the vodka anytime.
Suddenly the home owner freaks out, (I don't know why,) and we all get kicked out. Oh well, we (we being 30 of us between the ages of 17-21) can go down to this big field and hang out there until we figure something out to do. I suggest we come back to my place, but there aren't many cars or able drivers, seeing that everyone is trashed.
So that eliminates that idea. None of us can come up with anything, and out of no where, it starts to rain. YAY! Rain is so wonderful at the end of an October in Canada.
Wait, no it isn't. (Can I say "FUCKING COLD?")
This bites ass, so most people disperse and head home or wherever, but me and 5 other people stay in this field. Why? Why would we do such a stupid thing, like hang out in the rain, (lightning and thunder storm, might I add) in the middle of a fucking field!? Because there is an extremely sick girl puking her guts out, laying on a bench in the rain getting drenched!
I am the only sober one in this group, 2 are trashed, one is stoned *and very paranoid*, and then the other is puking. I had no choice but to try and help out.
We make an effort to get her up, but she begs and pleads for us NOT to move her. Anything we do, JUST DO NOT MOVE HER! Well, this wont fly. None of us want to sit in the fucking cold ass rain with this girl, so we try and get her up. She LITERALLY begins kicking, punching and screaming at us, so we put her down, trying to coax her up, giving her water, and helping her puke.
This goes on for about an hour, when finally the rain begins pouring so hard, none of us had a dry spot to our names. She is shivering, and so are we, so we hoist her up on one of the guys shoulders, and start carrying her to her friend's house.
She begins projectile vomiting (she puked all over this one guy *who is very sexy by the way*), and continues to scream "LET ME DOWN!! NO LEAVE ME ALONE". Finally I turn to her, and I say "if you don't shut the fuck up, I will slap you", and one of the guys suggests we knock her out. She shut up. 
So we take her ass to her friend's, an hours walk from where we are. We called 3 cabs but none of them came (they wont come unless you have an address, and since we were in a field, they said fuck that.)
All of us are dripping wet, shivering, and quite cranky, when we finally get her there. We drop her off, the one drunk guy *sexy boy*, and the stoner take of right away. The other drunk guy and I stay with the sick one, and the friend.
Well, the friend's mom is home, and awake. Apparently, it is against there family rules or whatever to drink, so they are in big shit, because this girl is STILL puking, and on her lawn no less. We start loudly talking about how "the pizza was bad" and "that it sucks she wasn't feeling well". I honestly don't think her mother bought it.
I decide I am going to walk home from there (a good 2 hours walk - might as well, I am drenched anyway), and I say goodbye and good luck to them. The drunk guy calls a cab and instead of getting in, forces me in, and throws me a $20. What a sweet guy. (I'll pay him back next time I see him  )
I get home, and I am so soaked, I wring my clothes out and water comes streaming out. Still not drunk!! I sit and relax for a bit, listen to my roomates have sex, and once they finish, I came up to my room, and here I am.
Yep, this is the first time I have done anything for weeks. Including any personal interaction with another human, and being in any other location besides my home, and work.
This is how it turned out.
But you know what is funny? I had a good time. Even though it was typically shitty, I really don't care all that much, because I FINALLY DID SOMETHING, and got to talk to people!!! That was good enough for me 
Tomorrow night I have several different choices of things to do. I am hoping that it goes better than tonight did!! All I know is that I will be chugging a mickey of vodka, and getting as trashed as possible!
Anyway, how was your night? Anyone have something similar from tonight or some other time? Anyone as socially deprived as I am that a night like this would actually be fun? LOL!
BTW
Sorry about the long winded post, but I have to kill time for the rest of the evening, so might as well make a mini book. 
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