I told this in the chatroom and it went down like a sack of spuds on the titanic but I'm hoping it will get a better reception here. Ready?

OK A guy's walking his dog through a graveyard and this dude walks passed him and says "morning".

The man replies "no, I'm just walking the dog"

Anyway, that cracks me up. Hope you liked it, I'll go back to my cave now.

Ok.. I could say I have a great sense of humor.. But I did not get this joke AT ALL spad..

sorry...



xoxo Ur Dream Grl

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Last edited by Ur Dream Grl on Nov-04-2001 at 00:11

morning as in, good morning

however its meant as... "mourning"

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Originally posted by randummboy morning as in, good morning however its meant as... "mourning"

ohhhhhhh.. now i get.. my bad spad.. hehehehe

sorryyy

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

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that joke was ok...c what u think of this one...

2 gay guys are walking down the road one day, and they c a dog licking its balls...

so the first gay guy goes, "damn, i wish I could do that!!"..

and the second one says, "wait..don't u want to pet it first??"

MUAHAHAHAHAHA....

hope i dont need to explain it

peace

That's sick, But fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Thoes two jokes are good! Here is one my teacher told the class today that I found amusing....A doctor goes to talk to the husband whos wife was just taken to the emergency room. the doc says well i have some bad news...your wife is paralized from the neck down. from this day foward you have to take care of her, bath her, feed her, just about everything you would do for a child. this is going to take many hours out of your day to complete these tasks. the husband says "gosh thats really bad.." and the doc says heh jusk kidding, shes dead! lol I think it was probably more funny since the teacher told us heh...enjoi

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 that joke was ok...c what u think of this one... 2 gay guys are walking down the road one day, and they c a dog licking its balls... so the first gay guy goes, "damn, i wish I could do that!!".. and the second one says, "wait..don't u want to pet it first??" MUAHAHAHAHAHA....

ROFL...
I told my dad that.. he was like.. "where do u learn these jokes? "

hahahahahah.. hilariousssss..
xoxo Ur Dream Grl

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Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl ROFL... I told my dad that.. he was like.. "where do u learn these jokes? " hahahahahah.. hilariousssss.. xoxo Ur Dream Grl

heheh..if i told my parents such a joke i'd be homeless lol

peace

all these are phucking class. my english teacher tells sooo bad jokes they just become funny how bad they are. and he wants to challenge prince charles for the throne in the way out ancestors did, last man standing wins. he even had a paper ball fight with the class until the head-teacher came in, lol. and im meant to be in a top set, hehe.

Hmm it's pretty interesting what students learn at school these days