So, tonight, one of my Christian cousins whom I haven't seen in months invites me over to a 'meeting place' that he and his friends go to every Friday night. I decided to check it out cause I'm always down for something different.

I go to the meeting place, actually a well-decked out shed(complete with kitchen/bathroom)in the middle of farm country. I run late and see that everybody there(all in late teens to late twenties) is sitting down, listening intently to a speaker on a little makeshift stage. Since I don't really consider myself religious, all I really heard was: "Jesus this, God that, live your life for God, porn is bad-do not look at it online, try not to cuss, blah, blah, blah... Let's pray. Amen." Applause.

After the speech, which I figured must have gone for maybe an hour and a half(I only caught part of the last half hour), everybody got up and started playing pool or cards or foosball table or just ended up talking to each other. People started drinking... Pepsi(and only Pepsi too). An older guy came in the shed with a bible and started talking to one of the younger guys(who I knew was just recently baptized). The older guy was pointing out passages to the newbie. Christian rock blared in the background. It felt like a cult.

I was so out of place... and all I could focus on was this girl with a big, nice round ass playing pool. Everytime she bent over to shoot, I just stared! Then I started noticing about 95% of the people there had silver rings on(which meant abstinence till marriage)... including the girl with the big ass. There was a couple other nice looking girls there too but they all had silver rings. That was it.

Went up to my silver ring wearing cousin, told him I had to go. "Aren't you having fun?" he asks. I lied and said, "Yeah, but I got somewhere else I got to be." And I left.

Usually my Friday nights are spent on alcohol, clubbin, and/or strip clubs... different strokes for different folks, huh?

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How absolutley frightening.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

i got some hardcore christian friends myself.... made a mistake going to camp with them.

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That's the point at which religion ceases to be merely poor judgment and becomes mental illness.

you - "so when do the strippers get here?" "so the keg is out back?",.. "i'll get the funnel, you go grab the beer".... "do you want to pack the first bowl or should i"

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If you steal their abstinence ring, do they have to fuck you?

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Originally posted by tribu If you steal their abstinence ring, do they have to fuck you?

now that would be a fun game,.. trying to get them to take their ring off and now say ohh,. your ring is off,.. lets go fuck!!

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Originally posted by Zewad now that would be a fun game,.. trying to get them to take their ring off and now say ohh,. your ring is off,.. lets go fuck!!

Thats what im saying, and theres all kinds of approaches and methods. From tricking them to slipping it off to forcing it off of them. Hmmm, in a way, it sounds like the actual act of taking virginity...

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Originally posted by tribu Thats what im saying, and theres all kinds of approaches and methods. From tricking them to slipping it off to forcing it off of them. Hmmm, in a way, it sounds like the actual act of taking virginity...

or raping,.. eh,. but who's counting anyway,... its only sex... no biggie

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Nothing better than corrupting Christian women. My gf went from being a stoic church goer --> lazy catholic --> "holiday" catholic --> non-practicing catholic --> Deist. Give me two more months and then it will be weak atheist. Excellent ...

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Retro ...

I made the mistake of going to one of those events when I was younger. I felt like my chest was going to burst from the disgusting scene I was witnessing.

But I do remember some fine ladies there. Maybe I should return, now that my game is tighter, and bag me some silver-ring wearing beezies!

I was raised in one of these environments. Its deffinately cool to be spiritual and into bettering yourself. Is that a word? Bettering? Beeeeeeeetterrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiing. betteringbetteringbettering. betterING. BEttering. beTTERing. Whatever. What was I talking about?Dammit i'm stoned....