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She's really hot. 
Oh, yeah, and she's too tan, her breasts are too large/fake, she wears too much mascara, her hair is obviously dyed, that lipstick just doesn't match her skin tone, and my mother stopped breast-feeding me too early in life, so it's created severe judgement problems in me ever since. 
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
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