System.out.println("TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:");
System.out.println("10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.");
System.out.println("9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.");
System.out.println("8. See if they could finally do a split.");
System.out.println("7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.");
System.out.println("6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes");
System.out.println("5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.");
System.out.println("4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.");
System.out.println("3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.");
System.out.println("2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.");
System.out.println("And the # 1 thing a man would do is:");
System.out.println("1. Finally find that damn G-spot.");
}

Last edited by La5eR on Nov-12-2004 at 22:31

you forgot the close the loop,

and...

};
//end main

shit my c++ is so rusty

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Originally posted by SgtFoo you forgot the close the loop, and... }; //end main shit my c++ is so rusty

indeed...it's java, not c++! lol..

can't be c++..
comparison of equality in c++ is ==, not =

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Originally posted by echosystm the joke itself is mildly hilarious but was ruined by nerdy rambling

+1

oh well, guess it's just someone who learned how to write a few lines of java and wanted to show off

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that will never compile ..

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Aye, 'tis Java as it uses the Java terminology as well. And the loop is closed.

When I read Man(Vagina(Day)) I thought "find the manual for having a vagina with the day property?"

Yes you were right it wouldnt have compiled. I had an = and not an == thnx for the error.

while ((you==java) && (I == C++)) {
cout <<"Compile this, BITCH!!..... lol\n">>;
};


bah..

i wish i was that cool

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Originally posted by Tranc3 Aye, 'tis Java as it uses the Java terminology as well. And the loop is closed. When I read Man(Vagina(Day)) I thought "find the manual for having a vagina with the day property?"

haha yea search the API


and it's not a loop, it's an if statement

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