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chesco
out to lunch

Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Glasgow

joke

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following
> items:
>
> 1 Bar of Soap
> 1 Toothbrush
> >> > > > > >> >1 Tube of toothpaste
> >> > > > > >> >1 loaf of bread
> >> > > > > >> >1 pint of milk
> >> > > > > >> >1 apple
> >> > > > > >> >1 banana
> >> > > > > >> >1 orange
> >> > > > > >> >1 plum
> >> > > > > >> >1 grapefruit
> >> > > > > >> >1 tomato
> >> > > > > >> >1 lettuce
> >> > > > > >> >1 cabbage
> >> > > > > >> >1 baking potato
> >> > > > > >> >1 kraft single
> >> > > > > >> >1 samosa
> >> > > > > >> >1 vegetable pakora
> >> > > > > >> >1 muesli bar
> >> > > > > >> >1 pie
> >> > > > > >> >1 frozen pizza
> >> > > > > >> >1 single frozen dinner
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the
> >> > > > > >> >shoulder.
> >>He
> >> > is
> >> > > > > >>carrying
a
basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some
Wagon
wheels.
As
she
turns he smiles at her and says,

Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies

How did you guess?"
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >"Because you're minging"
> >> > >

Apr-07-2003 21:48 Scotland

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Trancealot
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Binghamton,ny--Roxy NYC!

nice pick up line. Hopefully it will work if that type of girl takes pickup lines as a joke so you can laugh about it later while your back is facing thr celiling

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beema
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: NoVAMansLand

wtf is minging?

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Apr-07-2003 22:00 United States

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matt2kjones
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Registered: Jan 2003
Location: wales

minging means ugly ****** lol

thats a beat mean

garanteed slap

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Apr-07-2003 22:05 United Kingdom

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JohnSmith
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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Kamloops

removed all the ugly >> and converted to canadian for yall:

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner

The dude behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
He is carrying a basket with a six pack, a pizza and some Wagon wheels.
As she turns he smiles at her and says,

"Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,

"How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says

"Because you're ugly"

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Apr-07-2003 22:45 Canada

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beema
too deep

Registered: Jul 2002
Location: NoVAMansLand

lol
ok, now it's funny
stupid brit-speak

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Apr-07-2003 22:46 United States

butterfly
melissa

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: West CoCo, CA

i had never heard the word minging before either. i thought it was a typo. learn something new everyday...

Apr-07-2003 23:07 United States

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vito
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Ireland

lol

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Kamaya
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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Groningen/Leiden, The Netherlands

g00d one!!

LOL!!

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Nell
sure thing

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Newcastle , England

haha

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Radagast
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Registered: Aug 2003
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N|te-L|fe
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Registered: May 2003
Location: Quebec

quote:
Originally posted by JohnSmith
removed all the ugly >> and converted to canadian for yall:

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner

The dude behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
He is carrying a basket with a six pack, a pizza and some Wagon wheels.
As she turns he smiles at her and says,

"Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,

"How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says

"Because you're ugly"

Damn straight

editing old stuff to make it look new is quite gay