There were a sadist, masochist, serial killer, necrophile, zoophile, and a pyromaniac sitting on a park bench, bored out of their mind. They were discussing how to kill some time:

Zoophile:
- "Let's get a cat!"
Sadist:
- "Let's get a cat, and torture it!"
Serial killer:
- "Let's get a cat, torture it and kill it!"
Necrophile:
- "Let's get a cat, torture it, kill it and have sex with it!"
Pyromaniac:
- "Let's get a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it, and burn it!"

Then the whole group looks at the masochist, awaiting on his contribution on how to kill some time. It didn't take long... he gets up and says:
- "Meow!"

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Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

LOL.... wtf...the most idiot joke ever...but i enjoy it

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