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Where Does Ryan Stand?
Ryan never flip-flops, knick-knacks, pow-wows or Fed-Exes. He's determined. And compassionate. Very compassionate. But where exactly does he stand? Reber has consistently voted for you: the student of Westfield High.
Nerds Ryan voted for the Hax0rz Act, which would grant you more 1337
Goths Ryan voted for "Metallica Thursdays"
Emo Kids Ryan cries every night on your behalf
Preps Ryan voted for "Popped Collar Thursdays"
Nihilists Ryan has voted for absolutely nothing
Punks Ryan voted to destroy the establishment and cause Anarchy, but only in the U.K.
Gangstas Ryan voted to increase length of white cotton t-shirts 50%
Hippies Mannnn... Ryan voted for some... totally cool stuff, man... whoa....
Liberals Ryan voted for something... but then he voted against it
Conservatives Ryan voted for something else, and stood by it when he was proved wrong
Post-Modernists Ryan voted to increase skepticism towards metaphysics and humanism 20%
Nascar Dads Ryan voted to turn the school into one big oval
Chefs Ryan voted to make food taste good
Teenie Boppers Ryan voted Britney Spears principal of WHS
Valley Girls Ryan voted for "No Grotey Fingernail Thursdays"
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This part's actually pretty funny. 
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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