Me and my mates went really wasted once.. threw up all over the room and one of them literally carried a girl back to our hostel coz she was so freaking pissed.. man it was quite a sight; there was puke every goddamn where, in our hair, on our faces, everywhere you could have imagined. Oh, we helped her change out.

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Melodic Progressive.

Better than sex.

I was out in Middlesbrough once, which is about 13 miles from where i live, and i was dyiny for a SHIT, so i went into the toilets in this bar and they were fuckin awful, so i thought fuck this, and got a TAXI home which cost me £12 had a shit, then went straight back in the same TAXI which cost another £12 pound.

Oh yea, me mate was shagging a bird on holiday, and he was that pissed he shat himself whilst boning her, not suprising she fucked off straight away!!

i went to sleep

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

hahaha, that's some nasty ruckus!



hmm...last nye (acutally it was ny's day when it happened)

with 3 mates...decided it would be fun to play soccer with some beer bottles at a memorial fountain

someone nicely left one sitting on a short pole & i decided to kick it...smack!

straight into my friend's head

err...damn lucky tho - hit his glasses, bounced off & rolled down the footpath

broke his lense tho, which gave him a big gash above the eye...i think it was 3 or 4 stitches when we caught up with him at the hospital (luckily it was like 200m down the road...but we flagged down an ambulance anyway LOL)

ahh, all's well now...but it could have been much much worse

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Peace 'n Love! • Mikey • Sydney, Australia.

Somebody convinced me it was a good idea to stand up and when i did I fell face first into his moms chest. It was so funny. I don't remember but I wish i did cause his mom is such a milf.

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MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!SANDWICHES!!!!!!!

Ok, so this prolly isnt the dumbest, nor the funniest thing ive done while drunk - but its a good story dammit! heh

So last summer me and my friend are tearing around in his moms Saab SPG (cause it has turbo in first gear) and we see some dude that my friend sold a stereo to. So we bother him a little cause he imports tequila. and not that shitty cuervo crap, the 60 dollar a bottle crap thats not crappy at all actually.

we say that were having a party in the mountains and that he should come if he wants (and he should really bring his teq). he agrees somewhat, at least he has the tequila, and were off.

so the night drags on and not shit happens. chaos is preventing us from going into the mountains, and so this dude takes off with his 1 full bottle of tequila. he left about half of another even tho we wouldnt give him a bowl to smoke...some of my friends are dumbasses.

anyways we make it to the mountains and i drink my share of tequila and get that certain sort of belligerent that tequila only provides and start pointing at people menacingly.

theres a bunch of yelling, and as i stand to yell more effectively - one of my legs stands(uphill) while the downhill one doesnt budge. my friend who is of roughly the same lanky stature as myself is sitting next to me. since im falling over now all i do is go into beer protection mode (yes, theres beer now, the tequila is all gone) and the tumble ensues. now being so skinny, i have heard the even described as 'a mass of flailing limbs and yelling.' in fact this sounds to be...well exactly right.

i didnt spill a drop of beer, and didnt get hurt, while providing everyone with more entertainment than they had seen all night.


nobody will read that^^^ late/

hehehe I like that (Beer Protection Mode or BPM).
I am a master of that. Though I am prolly a bit rusty since I haven't been hammered in like a really long time.

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MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!SANDWICHES!!!!!!!

last nye.. i never knew you shouldnt drink wine after consuming large quantities of hard alcohol.

needless to say, i had my first and only blackout (and im quite a lush, so thats a big deal)... i was told later that i was going around the house party.. and any guy who approached me, i would proceed to make out with as a "new years kiss". including one of my good friends... i guess i flat out groped him in front of his girlfriend >_< boy was that embarassing to find out afterwards. damn wine.

well one night I was piss ass drunk and you know when you drink your bladder works overtime. So I really really had to use the bathroom. So I ran into a restaurant and I somehow climbed the stairs and asked one of the waiters where the restrooms were. He told me downstairs. So I proceed to RUN down the stairs and I trip and fall on my ass all the way to the bottom, but I still manage to crawl to the toilet in time to release the flood gates.

So I take a cab and I'm trying real real hard not to vomit. I get off at my college dorm, puke in one of the public bathrooms there, go to the entrance of my dorm and realize I left my ID and room key with my friend. So I try to explain to the desk attendent that my friend has my stuff but she has no freakin idea what I'm trying to say. Finally I get across the message and I have to sit and wait in the lobby while she gets aomeone to open to the door for me. All the while I'm sitting in chair passing out every once in a while.

So I finally get in my room and I lie down and fall asleep. I wake up at 9 in the morning and I'm still drunk. So I decide to take a shower to sober myself up but nope after I was all clean i was still drunk. So I went back to sleep and I woke up sober with a bunch of bruises on my leg.

~fin~

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When i was 14, durin summer holidays, we made this beach party at night and this friend of mine and me went a total waste mixin beer and hard alchool into our stomach ... i fainted lookin' at the moons (4) (last memory) ... woke up in my house garden where couple of my friends carried me ... they left me under the shower (after turnin it on) ... i remember i closed the water after a while 'cause i was cold like a polar rock ... in the morning my mom found me lyin there in a pool of vomit with a horse flu ...

Other 14 years passed since then and now, when i try to tell it to someone in front of my mom she looks at me still mad and disgusted ...

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Originally posted by Electric_Hybrid Somebody convinced me it was a good idea to stand up and when i did I fell face first into his moms chest. It was so funny. I don't remember but I wish i did cause his mom is such a milf.

ahhahahahahahahah!!!

Quote from american pie "MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF!" HEHE

ahh, well, i probably haven't done anythignstupid while mashed, maybe passed out evey now and then on a seat, or having a quite chunder in the corner and carrying on driking!

My mates always do stupid things tho. two of them had a fight! One once thought it would be really fun to samsh two bottles together. In the process, he cut his hand, went to the toilet to wash off the blood, but forgot why he was there. He thought "I'm in a toilet, i must need a piss," so he proceeds to do so. Next day, he goes for a piss and finds blood all over his boxers and almost shat himself cos he thought some1 had chopped off his knob! Ahhh, those were the days!

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