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Slylee
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
Lateral Thinking

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses,
how should he express himself?


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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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trunks1022
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Registered: Jul 2003
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by saying he wants sunglasses... cuz he's not mute?

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UWM
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here

Why would a blind man need sunglasses?

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Slylee
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL

very good.


i won't lie, i thought about it. so did my 2 bosses...both attorneys, so i didn't feel THAT dumb.


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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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igottaknow
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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future

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itsTrueSonic
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haha .. very true ..
a blind man buying sunglasses would be like a deaf man going to Best Buy to buy speakers for himself ..


actually, a blind man could want to wear sunglasses to look super cool for the ladies, and want to "score" with the ladies ..

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igottaknow
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haha .. very true ..
a blind man buying sunglasses would be like a deaf man going to Best Buy to buy speakers for himself ..

actually ur wrong blind ppl do wear sunglasses because they don't want ppl to see their damaged eyes


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itsTrueSonic
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quote:
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actually ur wrong blind ppl do wear sunglasses because they don't want ppl to see their damaged eyes


very true .. didn't think about that ..

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Slylee
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Registered: May 2001
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yea maybe you should think about that pshh, i mean seriously
























oh yea, and


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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Just for you laav!

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Halcyon+On+On
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Registered: Sep 2004
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Ok, here's a another one, slightly different...
If you've heard this one before, don't blurt out an answer.

[hypothetically speaking]

You are driving on a highway one night while the rain is coming down in sheets; the storm has absolutely no intention of letting up, and by the sound of the thunder, it's only rising in intensity. There are 3 people by the side of the road: a very old woman, your best friend, and the love of your life. You only have room enough in your car to carry one passenger...

So who do give a ride to? The old woman runs the chance of dying beause she's really quite frail, your best friend is someone whom you can never just leave out in the rain, and the love of your life will never forgive you for ditching him/her out in the middle of a storm. What is your choice?


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Zild
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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156

Deaf people like huge speakers so they can feel the bass.

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