Going into the kitchen with a tennis racket to smash seven shades of shit out of some rats that seem to have taken up residence and won't die from poison
Bastards
Also i need to cook

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wtf hahaaha.. FREAK !

Wait, don't smash them, psycho. Just scoot them along outside

http://www.islandpacket.com/24hour/...-10637546c.html

ATTLEBORO, Mass. (AP) - A Rhode Island man charged with stomping to death a Canada goose and five goslings said he did it because he felt threatened by the birds.
John A. Sanders, 33, pleaded innocent at his arraignment Monday in Attleboro District Court on charges of animal cruelty and disorderly conduct.

The industrial engineer from North Kingstown, R.I., was working at a Texas Instruments plant in Attleboro on Saturday. According to the police report, he was walking on the campus when an adult goose hissed at Sanders, who slipped and fell in mud.
"Angered by this fall, he began his rampage, chasing the goslings and kicking them," the report said.
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geese are prob protected species
these rats are gonna need some damn protection if they wanna survive the dunlop graphite 98

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awww! the poor rats i feel sorry for them.


that's not nice, at least kill them painlessly....

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

^^ @ Mental. Alpha male...

But this is coming from someone who ran over a Possum a couple days ago and flipped out, crying. I tried to swerve and miss it or slow down, but this a** was following me way too close. And then, the day after that, my uncle unknowingly ran over a nest of baby squirrels with the lawn mower. He told me to come outside, I wouldn't believe what happened. There were 3 of them and their tiny body parts were strung out all over. I would have bawled if he wasn't right there in front of me.

best thing to do is wear steel toecaps and just kick the bastards and watch them fly through the air.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Rats can be very large so you have some large enough holes in your residence that they can enter your abode. To kill a few, get a couple of rat traps (the jumbo variety of mouse traps), bait the trigger with peanut butter or bacon, place them along a side board on a wall and you'll get some rats. That's the first solution. Chasing them with a tennis racquet will just scare them back into their holes. Find the holes and seal them. That's the second solution.

Don't use rat poison. If you do, they'll die inside one of your walls and stink up the place for a month or two while they rot.

BTW, you must live in a real shithole.


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I use to work at home depot in the seasonal department. i sold pest control. Rat poisen is fucking horrible stuff, I know rats are pretty sick but that shit kills them in pretty much the most painful way possible. Only thing worse then that is the sticky tape that catches them live and people usually just throw the live stuck rat into the garbadge for it to starve to death.

Live rat traps can catch them live, you can use them over and over and they are very effective. Or you can use a rat trap, like a mouse trap but 4 times the size, some of them can break your hand if you set it off by accident, at least that kills them instantly.

Yummy.

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buy a very f'ing hungry snake and leave it around, ... rats will dissapear very soon. then jus return the snake.


tho i hate snakes.. theyr the best thing against f'ing rats..which i hate even more.

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WTF!!
I wonder why they have so many pets. you think they eat some of them?

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