--just to further my hate for the internet.. I typed in www.badjokes.com...guess what came up? PORN!--
Q:Why is Mary so short?
A:______
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Oct-25-2001 16:57
TranceGiant
randomly disappoints
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: (Strudel)-City that never sleeps
A: Why are you so tall?
or w00t d`ya mean?
i didnt get that intention of yours!!
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Oct-25-2001 18:56
{b.s.e.}
savant garde
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source
A: Because she has no legs!
Wah-wah-wah!
bse
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Oct-25-2001 19:17
Renegade
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
"Excuse me sir, you have a banana in your ear?"
"I'm sorry?"
"I said you have a banana in your ear."
"Sorry, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."
"Ask me if I'm an orange."
"Are you an orange?"
"Nope."
Oct-25-2001 21:19
Ur Dream Grl
The Lizard Lady
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Ft. lauderdale (USA)
quote:
Originally posted by Renegade "Excuse me sir, you have a banana in your ear?"
"I'm sorry?"
"I said you have a banana in your ear."
"Sorry, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."
"Ask me if I'm an orange."
"Are you an orange?"
"Nope."
ROFL....
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
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Oct-25-2001 21:33
kluba_702
tranceaddict supreme
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Boston, USA
quote:
Originally posted by Renegade "Excuse me sir, you have a banana in your ear?"
"I'm sorry?"
"I said you have a banana in your ear."
"Sorry, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."
"Ask me if I'm an orange."
"Are you an orange?"
"Nope."
????????
Oct-26-2001 01:24
lMIlk
Moderat0r
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: super size fries
what do you call a girl with one leg longer then the other?
A:eilene (SP?)
Q: what do you call a guy with no arms or legs water skiing?
A:Skip
q:what do you call a person with no arms or legs playing in a pile of leaves?
A:russle
Oct-26-2001 01:32
{b.s.e.}
savant garde
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source
quote:
Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl
ROFL....
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
LMAO
I think you may have defeated me in the Bad Joke department, dude..
BUT I can't think right now.. I'm preytyuy drnk, and I can't think...
damn.
drinking da OE's
bse
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Oct-26-2001 01:52
trancaholic
Danish Prophet of Doom
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Aalborg
quote:
Originally posted by Renegade "Excuse me sir, you have a banana in your ear?"
"I'm sorry?"
"I said you have a banana in your ear."
"Sorry, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."
"Ask me if I'm an orange."
"Are you an orange?"
"Nope."
ohh man - this is bad!!
Q: How do elephants get down from the trees?
A: They sit on the leaves and wait for autumn.
Q: Why have beavers flat tails?
A: They went for a walk in the jungle in the autumn!
Aha ha ha ha!
Man, can't we do better?
Oct-26-2001 03:07
Drunkpolak
tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: In the Polish Part of Mississauga
What kind of bees make milk??????????
Boobees
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Oct-26-2001 03:22
Ur Dream Grl
The Lizard Lady
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Ft. lauderdale (USA)
you guys are Fudging making me pee in my panties... DUDES...
these are awesomeeeeeeeee..
i cant stop laughingggggggg...
great one guys!!!!
"BooBees" ..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
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Oct-26-2001 03:39
Fir3start3r
Armin Acolyte
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
