Taken by me on Main Street, Flushing, New York.

Engrish at its worst... or best?

This is from my weekly email that i send out to my friends every week. I win!

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VIDEOS
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GUY GETS A FRIGHT FROM A LOW-FLYING AIRCRAFT - Fuck Me!
http://www.maxim-magazine.co.uk/tru...f.php?id=12654#

RODNEY MULLEN - THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO SKATEBOARD
http://www.abum.com/?show_media=3527&file_type=Movies

CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF THIS SKATE RAMP - Huge!
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage20_4.html

THE DOMINO EFFECT - cool beer ad with nice visual effects
http://www.maxim-magazine.co.uk/tru...f.php?id=12555#

LINDSAY LOHAN IS A LIP-SYNCING POP WHORE - hahaha check out the bits where
she forgets to "sing"
http://www.abum.com/?show_media=3278&file_type=Movies

AND AGAIN....ASHLEE SIMPSON GETS BOOED AT THE ROSE BOWL
http://www.monhaut.com/media/simpson.avi

THE JOYS OF KAYAKING
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/whaleandkayak.html

FAT KID'S BEER STALL - another episode from the Conan O'Brien kid. Gold!
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage12_1.html

BLACK GUY BATTLING JIN (CHINESE RAPPER)
http://www.abum.com/?show_media=2693&file_type=Movies

LOOK AT THIS NUTCASE DODGE A TRAIN - lucky to be alive!
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage20_5.html

DAMN THIS CANADIAN DUDE CAN JUMP! - Slam Dunk!
http://www.abum.com/?show_media=3132&file_type=Movies

CIVIC VS SKYLINE - WHO DO YOU THINK WINS?
http://www.abum.com/?show_media=3572&file_type=Movies

GUYS FIGHT ON THE SKI HILL
http://www.abum.com/?show_media=3133&file_type=Movies

HUMVEE GETS BLOWN TO PIECES IN IRAQ - Damn!
http://www.abum.com/?show_media=3796&file_type=Movies

GUY GETS WHACKED DURING A PILLOW FIGHT - what a sissy
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/pillowfight.html

FAMOUS GOALKEEPER'S SAVE - Awesome
http://fcsc8041.home.comcast.net/ReneHiguita.mpeg

SEE THE TRAILER FOR "ELEKTRA", STARRING JENNIFER GARNER
http://www.elektramovie.com/shell.php?cc=au

MODEL BOAT - DAMN FAST! - haha check out the boat nerds at the end
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage13_1.html

4-YEAR-OLD DRUMMING GENIUS - pretty good for his age
http://209.211.248.144/reel-media-fast.html

TRY NOT TO PUKE THE FIRST TIME YOU GO ON TV - hehehe
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/pukenews.wmv

NEVER FALL ASLEEP ON A DECK NEXT TO THE OCEAN
http://www.abum.com/?show_media=3584&file_type=Movies

MORONS IN ACTION - bahahahaha nice way to stuff a car bumper bar
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/smalltobig.html

RIDING A BIG WAVE (for those who haven't see it already) - no tsunami
comments please :P
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/newvide...CO.UK%20%20.wmv

OUCH - NEVER BASE JUMP ALONE....you just have to wait about 30 seconds
until the video link appears
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REMOTE CONTROL CAR - hehehehe
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage15_3.html

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COOL STUFF
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POSSIBLY THE MOST ANNOYING GAME / VIDEO EVER. But still pretty funny (for
about 20 seconds)
http://www.leoburnett.hu/karacsony/

"SOMEONE KEEPS STEALING MY LETTERS" bahahaha AWESOME IDEA. Try and write
messages on the fridge while 49 other users try to do the same. Are you
quick enough?
http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/index.htm

BEST ESSAY EVER - hehehehe
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...20&pagenumber=1

SOME MORE FUNNY ESSAYS
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=234274

MAN BUMPS HEAD, SUES FEAR FACTOR - What a tool!!!!!!!!
http://news.sympatico.msn.ca/Entert...btitle=&abc=abc

A DEER COLLIDES WITH A TRUCK - PICS INCLUDED - ***warning!!!! VERY GORY
WITH LOTS OF BLOOD....don't open at work!!!
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread....threadid=777869

THIS GUY IS MY NEW HERO! MAN SURVIVES WIH LETHAL BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...ulgaria_drinker

GERMANY'S INDOOR TROPICAL ISLAND
http://www.my-tropical-islands.com/...s-opening-e.htm

BLACK DUDE FALLING - hahahahaha wtf is this?.....strangely amusing
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blackdudefalling.html

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GAMES
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SIMPSONS MILLIONAIRE! How good is your Simpson's trivia?
http://www.m90.org/games/simpsons_millionare.htm

SUPER-SIZE ME - The game!
http://www.tartanvideo.com/supersizeme/

FORD FIESTA RACING - This game kicks ass! Pretty nice graphics and gameplay
for flash! Race your Fiesta around the track...see how fast u can go.
http://www.spelspelen.com/fiesta_ra...1bb0f2f7c0d9329

SIMPSONS SNOWBALL FIGHT
http://www.thesimpsons.com/snowball/

PLATYPUS SHOOT 'EM UP
http://www.miniclip.com/platypus/platypus.htm

AVOID THE BUGS! Simple but addictive game. See if you can beat my best
score (Level 15, 73 Seconds)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bugsarecoming.html

CARGO DELIVERY GAME - pretty tricky, but a nice one. Click on the arrows to
change direction and move the cargo to its correct destination
http://www.enfreaks.com/index.php?s...t_from=&ucat=4&

SNIPERS - how good is you aim?.........i might have posted this before, but
it's worth a repost anyway
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/snipers.html

TANKS - pretty cool little tank game....this reminds me of a QBasic game i
used to plahy on Windows 3.1 - i think it was called "Gorilla" pr
something.....
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/tanks.html

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DID YOU KNOW?
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

Street brawlers sometimes arm themselves with potato peelers,
according to the UK Home Office, which wants to make them banned
weapons.

During his time as president, Bill Clinton sent a grand total of
only
two emails.

dang, thats a lot of links

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TRY NOT TO PUKE THE FIRST TIME YOU GO ON TV - hehehe

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REMOTE CONTROL CAR - hehehehe

I really like these two. I love the way the sick guy puts his hand up to his face as if to say "shit I really screwed up here".