This is some of the funniest shit I've read in a good while.

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

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The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

NO ESCAPE!

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If you're a grownup, you're already developed, and you're able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren't so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you're giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby's endocrine system just can't cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal. Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

This guy really ought to be a comedian.

That guy needs to get slapped in the face by a large penis several times.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis That guy needs to get slapped in the face by a large penis several times.

and i'm sure you wouldn't mind doing it... did you eat a lot of soy as a kid?

lol i read that as sony 'is making kids gay'

still funny as fuck though

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well...that explains a lot

haha, I read this exact article a few days ago. The man made me really mad because he is so fucking idiotic.

The day after I read it, I went out and bought a carton of Silk out of spite. Whaddaya know, I'm not gay yet. Well, not any more than I was before, at least.

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Originally posted by Aristronica and i'm sure you wouldn't mind doing it... did you eat a lot of soy as a kid?

Obviously not, being hung like a horse and all.


I found the related poll even more amusing:

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What do you think about eating soy? It's a great source of protein My partner 'Bruce' and I love it FDA says soy is fine, and I trust the federal government I don't like the fact it's used as an additive in so many foods Where did soy mania come from? When I was a kid, I never heard of it Rutz is starting to convince me of its dangers with scientific eidence It has unpublicized dangers, but homosexuality is not among them Jim Rutz is eating too much red meat and it's constricting his brain cells I don't eat soy. End of story Other

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

this is NSFW... think of the kids reading!

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is soy always perceived by [insert group here] to mean soy milk? if so, why?

when i hear soy, the first thing that comes to mind is soy sauce, a very salty sauce present in a great many of the dishes i cook.

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Originally posted by Clovis I found the related poll even more amusing:

So I guess for those of us who are lactose intolerant are destined for a life of homosexuality. No wonder Asian guys are so emotionally sensitive.

Last edited by Scottaculous on Dec-19-2006 at 23:13

Is asian soy sauce included?

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