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this is soooo damn funny!! The general public will eat up anything the riaa throws at them, yet people finally found the true sucking sound of what's so popular now...
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I happened to look out the window and noticed that some of my neighbors were running down the street, their hands over their ears, screaming for help. I wanted to help them, I really did. Yet I was gripped by horror and disbelief. I was practically catatonic. For their sake — and for mine — all I could hope for was a swift end to the halftime show.
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What I hope and pray for now is that Ashlee will go away and leave the public alone. On behalf of the world community, I implore her to pursue another career. There are many avenues for a young woman of her abilities. Pig farmers need wranglers. The U.S. Forest Service has many outposts in remote areas of our nation’s parks, where one can make all the noise one wants and not be heard by another soul for miles. And if she’s determined to remain in the entertainment field, the horror genre in Hollywood could always use a good screamer.
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And here's my favorite:
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Ashlee’s singing sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
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R0FL!!!!

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