A father was teaching a retarded son mathematics:

- "Son, how much is 1+1?"
- "6!"
- "No, son. See, you have a lollipop, and I buy you another one, how many do you have?"
- "4!"
- (annoyed) No son! Listen, you have an apple and you get another one, how many will you have then?"
- "Three kilos!"
- "Damn it son! Listen to me!!! I knock once, I knock twice..."
- "Dad! Someone's at the door!!"
- "No son! it's me!"
- "Come in dad, door's open!"

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Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers