The 10 Greatest Star Trek Characters Of All-Time
The 10 Greatest Star Trek Characters Of All-Time
1) James T. Kirk (Star Trek): If America had a national "fictional character," it would be James Tiberius Kirk. An adventurous captain who was ready to fight at the drop of a hat if he had too and spent his nights "teaching alien women how to love" as Frye from Futurama would say!
2) Spock (Star Trek): Brilliant, tough, and always logical, Spock was the perfect #2 for Kirk and such a great character that he'd have been captain on any other series.
3) Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: New Generation): Picard is no Kirk, but who is? It's like comparing an American President to George Washington, it's not really fair. Picard is a great captain, but he's just a little too old to be "whooping people" in hand to hand combat.
4) Data (Star Trek: New Generation): If any captain had ever had Spock & his mechanical doppleganger Data both on your crew, hr could feel going into the holodeck even if a rogue Klingon war cruiser was approaching at Warp 5.
5) Johnathan Archer (Star Trek: Enterprise): STE never really hit its stride and since it has been canceled now, it never will. But Archer was still a great character, it's just too bad the writers couldn't do more with him.
6) Worf (Star Trek: New Generation): Who can dislike a character who tosses off quotes like "Today is a good day to die" & "humans damage so easily"? If they could distill a marine down into a Star Trek character, it would be Warf...
7) 7 of 9 (Star Trek: Voyager): It's as if a character right of Ayn Rand's novels were reborn in the Star Trek world. Love her!
8) T'Pol (Star Trek: Enterprise): Soo hot, so Vulcan...she's totally irresistible even though she's the grouchiest Vulcan character ever on the show.
9) Odo (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine): A great character wasted on a weak show. Odo would have been a real asset as a crusty head of security a better Trek show.
10) Deanna Troi (Star Trek: New Generation): A bit too touchy feely (and coming from a psychology major, that's saying something), but still a compelling character who could read your mind well enough to tell if she's making you happy or unhappy, but not well enough to know if you're actually thinking about 7 of 9 while Troi is giving you her special "Betazoid backrub".
Bonus: The Three Best Star Trek Enemies!
1) The Borg (Star Trek: New Generation): Relentless, merciless, nearly unstoppable foes...who somehow seemed to always get stopped!
2) Kahn (Star Trek): The genetically engineered, 20th century superman was Kirk's legendary nemesis.
3) Q (Various): The Norse God Loki + Leprechaun 4: In Space w/ much better writers = Q
Bonus: The Three Most Annoying Star Trek Characters!
1) Wesley Crusher (Star Trek: New Generation): Only Jar-Jar blinks tops him on the Sci-Fi "Most Annoying List".
2) Janeway (Star Trek: New Generation): Worst. Captain. Ever. EVER!
3) Guinan (Star Trek: New Generation): Oh look, it's Whoopi Goldberg -- the "wise" bartender who always has to get her folksy two cents in on every subject.
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